Ok but why is this EXACTLY how I imagine Sam's dad to be like?

"Get in, Samantha, I'm kidnapping you."
"Uh- what?"
"Did anyone hear that? I AM KIDNAPPING SAMANTHA COLEMAN! WHO IS A MINOR! I AM KIDNAPPING A MINOR!"
"Dad, what the hell?"
"Can you scream or something? I wanna see who calls the police."