Sam: I lost my hoodie... time to go jump off a building.

Eteled: Wait, what? Why?!

Sam: My hoodie is 90% of my impulse control.

Meanwhile

Kyle: *wearing Sam's hoodie* Look at me, I'm Sam! I'm soooooo quirky because I like video games and hoodies! I'm soooo different from other girls!

Nathan: *dying of laughter*