Sam: *side eyeing Kyle and speaking in French* Hey Dan, do you put the milk or cereal first?

Dan: *also speaking in French* Cereal, obviously. And why are we talking in French? I thought you didn't like it.

Sam: *glaring at Kyle* I'm pretending to talk shit about Kyle. But did you know that pouring the milk first makes the crunchiness of the cereal last longer?

Dan: Oh, gotcha. And I don't care. Milk before cereal is a crime and I refuse to break the law of breakfast.

Kyle: *confused as hell* Are they talking about me?

(i really need to stop doing things like this its probably annoying-)