Austin: I hate Henry so much, he makes me want to throw things.

Sam: Why, do you want to talk about it? Can we be friends?

Austin: NO.

Sam: *fax machine sounds*

Sam: *rapidly* Magic exists I can make you my friend I can make you whatever I want you wanna test me  wanna see my limits how far I can go you have no idea man no clue your mind is like a peanut to my death star of creative punishment the world is an endless fountain of ideas on how to ruin people's lives and with the addition of the supernatural that just expands your refusal of my offer of friendship will not only be harshly punished but also forever remembered after you are nothing but somebody's fancy invincible magic alligator handbag

(https://youtu.be/UDbMjemd13M so you know im not insane)