I was watching South Park (season 19 episode 6), and I had an idea.

So what if someone at school (*COUGH* Elly *COUGH*) saw Sam and Kyle talking together, and thought they were dating? They spread a huge rumor that they're going out, and it's driving both of them crazy?

So eventually, Sam and Kyle work together to stage a breakup in front of the entire school so people will stop thinking they're a couple

And it goes something like this (minus the gay part):

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Craig (blue chullo guy) - Kyle

Tweek (yellow haired guy) - Sam

Butters (yellow haired guy in the background) - Faith

I just thought it was a hilarious idea.