Read the title.

Sam - "Come near me, and I'll kick you in the nards so hard it'll reverse your puberty."

Kyle - "Ghosts don't exist. You die, and then you're faced with eternal nothingness. It's gonna be great."

Nathan - "I'M HARD AND I'M COMING! *kicks door open* owie."

Will - "Did it ever occur to you that maybe I'm just a product of a judgemental, overprotective society? I mean, you chew ONE Pop-tart into the shape of a gun, and BAM! In-school suspension! Suddenly you're labeled a problem child. 'You're not like the other kids, you're bad.' So then you get sent to a place where other kids perpetuate the same negative mentality, making you worse, so that by the time you return to normal school life, you actually are bad. Thus continuing the endless cycle of crime and punishment, until all that's left is a little boy. A little boy who only believes he can be what the world tells him he is. A loser. A lost cause... a bully."

Cooper - "Why don't you make like an overactive sebaceous oil gland cell, and get out of my face?"

Dan - "Boy, that is... that is some dark shit. Anyways!"

Elly - "EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH."

Jane - "Ya'll are some ignorant fucking cunts."

I'll do the Iceypastas later, it's 4 AM and my dad's gonna kill me if he catches me on Wattpad-