Based off a conversation I had with ProcrastinatingStudi . FOLLOW THEM OR FACE MY WRATH.

Sam: I HAVE A TASER! IT'S AWESOME AND IT WORKS!

Cooper: DUDE, TASING SOMEONE CAN CAUSE THEIR HEART TO FAIL. PUT THAT DOWN.

Sam: THEY WANTED ME TO BE A VILLAIN! WHO AM I TO DENY THEM THAT?!

Will: Stop being dramatic.

Sam: I'm not dramatic!

Elly: Yes you are.

Sam: The irony here physically hurts me.