Hardcore vegetarian
((Not to offend any non-meat eating people out there!))
Elly: It's not "bacon", it's a pig.
Elly: It's not "veal", it's a calf.
Elly: It's not "steak", it's a cow.
Elly: It's not "meat", it's an animal.
Cooper: It's not a "fruit", it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose.
Nathan: It's not "delivery", it's digiorno.
Will: It's not a "scene", it's a goddamn arms race.
Sam: It's not "levioSA", it's leviOsa.
Dan: This is sparta.
Kyle: Hotel? Trivago.
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top