Hardcore vegetarian

((Not to offend any non-meat eating people out there!))

Elly: It's not "bacon", it's a pig.

Elly: It's not "veal", it's a calf.

Elly: It's not "steak", it's a cow.

Elly: It's not "meat", it's an animal.

Cooper: It's not a "fruit", it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose.

Nathan: It's not "delivery", it's digiorno.

Will: It's not a "scene", it's a goddamn arms race.

Sam: It's not "levioSA", it's leviOsa.

Dan: This is sparta.

Kyle: Hotel? Trivago.

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