Kyle: -So what I'm trying to say is, I want to destroy the Wii so Eteled won't hurt any more people.

Sam: That's rubbish. Eteled's me mate.

Kyle: *knows nothing about British* ...Mate?

Sam: Eteled's never hurt a fly since I met 'im, you bloody wazzock.

Kyle: Bloody?... Wazzock?...

Sam: No needa be miffed over something that happened a decade 'go.

Kyle: *confused noises*

Sam:

Sam: Hang on. You 'mercian?

Kyle: ...Yeeeees?

Sam: Oh.

((I HAD TO LOOK UP BRITISH SLANG WORDS FOR THIS, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY))