(Koriand'r and Raven are in their dormitory room, both writing home.)

Koriand'r -
Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle,

Raven -
My dear Father,

Both -
There’s Been Some Confusion Over Rooming Here At Shiz,

Raven -
But Of Course, I’ll Care For Terra.

Koriand'r -
But Of Course, I will Rise Above It.

Both -
For I Know That’s How You’d Want Me To Respond Yes,
There’s Been Some Confusion For You See, My Roommate Is…

Koriand'r -
  Unusually And Exceedingly Peculiar And Altogether Quite Impossible To Describe …

Raven -
Pink.

Koriand'r -
What Is This Feeling So Sudden And New?

Raven -
I Felt The Moment  I Laid Eyes On You

Koriand'r -
My Pulse Is Rushing…

Raven -
My Head Is Reeling…

Koriand'r -
  My Face Is Flushing…

Both -
What Is This Feeling?
Fervid As A Flame
Does It Have A Name 
Yes!: Loathing
Unadulterated Loathing…

Koriand'r-
  For Your Face…

Raven-
Your Voice…

Koriand'r -
  Your Clothing…

Both -
Let’s Just Say—i Loathe It All!
Ev’ry Little Trait, However Small  
Makes My Very Flesh Begin To Crawl
With Simple Utter Loathing 
There’s A Strange Exhilaration
In Such Total Detestation
It’s So Pure! So Strong!
Though I Do Admit It Came On Fast
Still I Do Believe That It Can Last
And I Will Be Loathing Loathing
You My Whole Life Long!

Students -
Dear Koriand'r, You Are Just Too Good!
How Do You Stand It? I Don’t Think I Could!
She’s A Terror! She’s A Tartar! 
We Don’t Mean To Show A Bias  
But Kori You’re A Martyr!

Koriand'r -
Well… These Things Are Sent To Try Us!

Students -
  Poor Koriand'r, Forced To Reside
With Someone So Disgusticified
We Just Want To Tell You: We’re All On Your Side!
We Share Your…

Koriand'r & Raven -                                                 What Is This Feeling                     
So Sudden And New?                  
I Felt The Moment           
I Laid Eyes On You 
My Pulse Is Rushing
My Head Is Reeling
Oh, What Is This Feeling? 
Does It Have A Name? 
Yes…   
Ahhh…   
Loathing!
There’s A Strange Exhilaration 
In Such Total Detestation     
So Pure, So Strong!

Students -
Loathing
Unadulterated Loathing
 For Her Face, Her Voice                                         
Her Clothing
Let’s Just Say:
We Loathe It All!
Ev’ry Little Trait                                                    However Small
Makes Our Very Flesh                                                Begin To Crawl…
Ahhh…
Loathing
Loathing
So Strong!

Koriand'r & Raven, Students-
Though I Do Admit It Came On Fast 
Still I Do Admit That It Can Last
And I Will Be Loathing                 Loathing
For Forever Loathing                   Loathing
Truly, Deeply Loathing You        Loathing You
For My Whole Life Long!          Loathing, Unadulterated Loathing

Raven-
Boo!
Koriand'r
Ahhh!
            (Raven laughs)