It was her! I can't fucking believe it!

Ibang iba ang ayos niya kumpara kagabi. She's wearing a blue Superman hoodie and blue checkered boxers. Bumaba ang mata ko sa paa niyang walang suot na tsinelas. I groaned inwardly. I have a real bad case of foot fetish. Hers were a cute pair. Her toes were painted with dark blue color and a bit of glittery something that is very contrasting to her personality and looks per se. Because although she was small, and wearing a cute fucking dress last night, her body was toned everywhere. Like she's been spending a lot of time in the gym and it seriously turns me on.

Just like how much I wanted to take her feet and shove her cute little toes in my mouth. Fuck!

Taylor had been one lucky bastard.

Mabilis kong sinawata ang sarili ko. Have some fucking decency, Cameron! Sa amin ng kapatid ko ay ako ang maituturing na mas matino. I was always the one who has his head on the right place. And I should start acting like it and stop drooling at this small but feisty looking woman.

"Let's go inside, what are we even doing here?" Renée's voice broke my connection with Max. Agad kong binitawan ang kamay niya. I gestured towards the house to let her go in first because that was the gentleman thing to do. But she actually hissed at me. What the hell?

"I really hope okay lang sa'yo na mag-stay muna rito si Cam. Wala kasi siyang matutuluyan as of the moment," tumingin sa akin ang pinsan ko at humagikgik. "unless he wants to see his brother naked all the time."

I groaned. Kung sana ay naayos lang ng magaling kong kapatid ang tutuluyan ko ay hindi sana ako hihingi ng pabor kay Renée. It's true that I could just crash in his condo for the mean time but I really don't want to get in his and his fiancée's way. Kaya naman kahit alam kong mahihirapan akong mamuhay na kasama ang dalawang babaeng ito ay pinatulan ko na rin. That's better than seeing my brother's naked ass all day. It scarred me for life.

"It's fine," Max answered. "matagal ba siyang magsstay?" she side glanced at me. Hindi naman lingid sa'kin na ayaw niya akong makasama dito. I am not dumb. Pumayag lang siya sa set-up na ito dahil akala niya ay babae ako.

"Give me a week to finalize the condo I'd be renting while I'm staying in the country," I answered for Renée. I sideglanced at her, too. "I'd be out of your hair by then."

"Cool!" Renée chimed. "Although wala namang problema sa'kin if you want to stay hanggang sa makabalik ka ng Australia."

The sharpness in Max' eyes did not escape me. It's clear she didn't want me here.

"Thank you, Renée, but this is already too much,"

"Para ka namang ibang tao, Cam! We have a spare room you can use. There's another bathroom din. Although it's a lot smaller than what Max and I share, but you're a guy naman, so.." My cousin pouted. Ngunit agad ding nagbago ang ekspresyon nito ang mapatingin ito sa relo sa bisig nito. "Oh, shoot! May appointment nga pala ako, today!" she picked her phone from the center table. "I need to go, guys. Cam, you'll be alright dito diba? I already showed you around. If you have any more questions, you can ask Max. Mukha lang siyang mangangagat but she's cool, I promise."

I highly doubt that.

Renée disappeared inside her room after winking at us. And not one second after we heard the click on her door, Max grabbed my arm and spun me to face her. "What the hell are you doing here?! I can't believe this!"

"I couldn't either--"

"You nutted on my vagina!" she seethed.

It took several seconds before I was able to process what she just said. And another five more before I decided that she was serious. "Oh."

"Anong Oh?! I should be cutting off your balls and feeding it to chickens, you dimwitted asshole!" pigil na pigil ang tono nito ngunit alam kong gigil na gigil siya sa'kin. I would have been scared if she doesn't look so adorable with her cheeks all red and her nose flaring up. "Aren't you going to say something, huh?"

"I--I don't know what to say," I shook my head. "Should I apologize?"

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

I took a deep breath and pursed my lips to stop myself from smiling but even with that effort, my eyes betrayed me.

"May gana ka pang matawa!" mabilis na hinampas niya ang braso ko gamit ang kamay niya.

Oh, that actually stung. Hindi pa ako nakakapagreact ay sinundan na muli niya ng isa pang hampas iyon. "Hey, stop doing that."

"Stop doing what?" she planted her fists on her hips. "Kulang pa nga yan sa ginawa mo! I should be suing you!"

"Suing me for what?" I matched her stance and I glowered at her. "I didn't..." I paused. Unsure if I can say what I'm about to say with a straight face. "I didn't nut in your vagina."

Napanganga siya. "You really have the guts to--sobrang kapal ng mukha mo, alam mo ba 'yon?"

"You must be mistaking me for somebody else."

Nalaglag lalo ang panga ng babae and before I knew it her right hand connected to my face. Wala sa loob na nasapo ko ang kaliwang pisngi ko. That's going to leave a fucking mark. I was seeing red but my momma did not raise a man who hits a woman even if she's the first one to hit me. And even if I didn't deserve that.

"Anong akala mo sa'kin? You think I'm some kind of woman who would sleep around and not even recognize who she has slept with? I'm not a whore!"

"For fuck's sake! Will you listen to me first before throwing punches? Damn!" I wheeled back to the kitchen and opened the fridge. Nang makahanap ng ice cubes ay agad kong isinalpak ang iyon sa mukha ko. I have an early meeting tomorrow for goodness' sake! "And nobody said you're a whore."

Hindi siya sumagot but I can see she's still seething. Kailangan ko na talagang magpaliwanag bago pa niya pantayin ang pisngi ko.

"I wasn't the one who nutted on your vagina--" I cringed at that. Do I really have to repeat that sentence? Seriously. "It was my twin brother, Taylor," I raised palm at her before she managed to talk back. "I have a proof and this is the reason why I recognized you, too."

Inilapag ko sa harapan niya ang larawan naming magkapatid mula sa iphone ko. "And if you're going to swipe to the right, you'll see my other proof."

I saw how her jaw went unhinged.

It was a copy of the video from Taylor's dashcam.

"Oh my god!" naitutop niya ang bibig niya.

"Oh my god!" I mimicked her. Still pissed about the fact that she actually slapped me. Maybe I should punch my brother for putting me into this mess.

Napatitig sa'kin si Max matapos pahapyaw na panoorin ang video sa telepono ko. Noon naman saktong lumabas ang pinsan ko mula sa kwarto niya. Agad kaming nag-iwasan ng tingin.

"I really need to go, guys," lumapit siya sa best friend niya at humalik sa labi nito. Damn if that didn't made my shaft jerk into attention. Mahina akong napamura. Bumaling sa'kin si Renée. "You'll be alright, diba? Si Max ang bahala sa'yo." she smiled and planted a kiss on my cheek which is also kind of awkward.

"Thanks, Renée,"

Kumaway na lang siya habang nagmamadaling lumabas ng bahay. Max and I stood awkwardly beside each other until we heard my cousin's car speed away. She scrambled to check the video again and groaned.

"I have a fucking scandal.." tila di makapaniwalang sambit niya habang sapu sapo ang noo na may butil butil nang pawis. 

"With an engaged guy, might I add."

Nakangangang tumingin siya sa akin. Sabay pikit nang mariin. Hinang hina na napaupo siya sa couch habang ako naman ay nanatiling nakatayo at pinagmamasdan siya. It's not entirely her fault that she had sex with an almost married man. Kasalanan ni Taylor iyon! Had he been doing this stuff all along? Fucking other girls while he's engaged with Ira? What a fucking asshole. I really should've punched him.

"Who else have seen this? Who else knows?"

"Well, apart from the guy from the casa--"

"What?!" she shot up. Napaatras ako dahil akala ko sasampalin nanaman niya ako.

"Relax!" tinaas ko ang dalawang kamay ko. "He wasn't able to see everything. Noon pa lang naghahalikan kayo, binawi ko na yung dashcam sa kanya."

Nanghihinang napaupo ulit siya sabay sapo sa noo. Kinuha ko ang telepono mula sa kamay niya at baka maibalibag pa niya. "Let me just erase it."

"You should! O baka naman gumawa ka pa ng ibang kopya!"

"I did not!" I can't believe this woman.

"Why do you have a copy on your phone?"

"Because I was planning on confronting Taylor about it!" naupo ako sa tabi niya sa couch. Ipinakita kong binura ko na ang kopya sa telepono ko pati ang nasa dashcam ni Taylor ay nabura na kanina pang umaga nang ipagawa ko ang sasakyan sa kasa nang aksidente ko itong maibangga. "Look, I'm sorry this happened to you,"

"H-Hindi ko naman alam--"

"I know," fuck Taylor! I can't believe he did this to Ira. And to this girl. "Are you gonna be okay?"

Bumuntong hininga siya. "I don't know.."

"Look," I faced her. "if it's gonna be too awkward for you if I stayed here, aalis na lang ako. I can just go back to Taylor's apartment."

"Sigurado ka ba?"

"It's fine, ayoko namang maging awkward tayong dalawa."

Nahulog siya sa malalim na pag-iisip. Ako naman ay nagiimbento ng pwedeng alibi kay Renée.

"No," itinukod niya ang mga siko sa magkabilang tuhod saka sinuklay ang maigsi niyang buhok. "Baka magsuspetsa si Renée. Kilala ko siya. Iisipin niya may nangyari kaya ka aalis."

Tumango tango ako. It would really raise a lot of questions from my cousin. And from Taylor, too. Hindi ko pa alam kung paano ko siya kakausapin tungkol sa ginawa niyang ito. Until then, I don't want him to know that I've met Max. Ni hindi ko pa alam kung anong balak niya sa babaeng ito. Why did he even had sex with her without a fucking condom? Nasisiraan na ng bait ang kakambal ko.

"I guess you can stay here for a while and..." ngumuso siya. "let's just pretend that last night didn't happen."

"Yeah." wala sa loob na tumango ako. I wonder how the fuck am I able to do that. Nilingon ko si Max sa kabilang panig ng couch, nakatulala siya. Yeah, I guess she is wondering the same thing, too.