[ kyubey ruins the crayon song ft. magia record, (nie)koloryzowane ]

kyōko: hello kids, i'm the color red and i brought my friends to teach you about them

kyōko: they're colors of all the things, you see

kyōko: and red is me, the color of awesome things like: hearts, and roses, and mars, but importantly love, love, love, love, love--

kyubey: bLOOD BLOOD 

sana: hooray!

nagisa: hi, i'm orange like mac and cheese, let's name other orange things now if you please

nagisa: you got, pumpkins and tigers, and the desert sand-

kyubey: PERSCRIPTION BOTTLES

nagisa: monarch butterflies are you orange friends

nagisa: la la la la la la cheese~! 

kyubey: pills!

sana: hooray!

nagisa: what are you doing?

kyubey: what i was born to do.

mami: as you can, probably guess to yellow's petty fun! 

kyubey: jaundice.

mami: you can find it on a bus or the rays from a sun! 

kyubey: jAUNDICE!

mami: if you ask me, yellow's number one--

kyubey: liver failure.

mami: if you like yellow and sour, then try a lemon!

kyubey: jaundice!

mami: dANG IT!

sana: i once ate a bug that was the color green, but the er said it was a poisonous thing. 

sana: so that explains why i threw up green and inside that green there were chunks of green

sana: i bet you wish you hadn't, listened to green.

sana: hooray!

sayaka: why didn't you change that one?

kyubey: i like that verse.

sayaka:

sayaka: the ocean is a place where many creatures live 

kyubey: nightmares.

sayaka: it's the deep blue sea-

kyubey: and it'll kill you to death.

kyubey: and it's mysterious... especially if you are on titanic.

kyubey: so let that sink in. pun intended. 

sana: hooray!

homura: don't blow this for us man! come on! 

homura: purple is the color of many pretty from a lilac-

kyubey: *wyrzuca klejnot duszy homury za okno* 

sayaka: dude!

sana: hOORAY!

kyōko: kyubey!

madoka: i guess it's my turn.

madoka: there are brown things like dirt 

madoka: i, uh, can't remember the words. 

kyubey: *podnosi jej klejnot duszy*

madoka: please don't hurt... me. 

kyubey: *topi klejnot duszy madoki w kiblu*

sana: hooray. careful, careful.

iroha: white things include-

kyubey: all broken bones

iroha: and doves and paper-

kyubey: and rabies' foam. 

iroha: there's ivory-

kyubey: worth a lot of money if you want to buy some then email me.

sana: hooray! hooray!

kyubey: *bierze jej klejnot duszy*

sana: i don't! no!

kyubey: yeah.

kyubey: black is the color of emptiness. i feel it in my soul cause i'm an emotional mess.

homura: *wstaje z podłogi* *krzyczy* *rzuca się na kyubeya* *wpycha go do rogu*

homura: tAKE CARE OF THE BODY! SHOVE HIM UP A KID'S NOSE OR SOMETHING.

iroha: bACK TO NORMAL!