So my Irish friend Caragh (say hello to Caragh everyone)

firstly I miss her (Caragh I miss you😭)

and secondly she sent me the picture above which I am so sure y'all can relate to

so I just decided to list down some of the qualities of some Wattpad guys I've fallen in love with (because I don't mention direct names of books):

Here's the list:

1. Harry Styles
2. Harry Styles with tattoos (nooo it's not that one shhhh)
3. Harry Styles with lip ring (nooooo pshhhhh it's still not that one that I know you're thinking about pshhhh)

4. Mop of brown curls on head
5. Brown orbs, I like brown orbs
6. Six pack (#TalkingBoutMyself)
7. Harry Styles in a white t-shirt
8. Long hair
9. Beard

10. Long hair but he can't grow facial hair

11. My teacher who hates me now
12. Dylan O'Brien

...I think I started naming real people at some point

Let's blame fan fiction for that, all these fan fics based on real people dammit

Guys is there a fan fic based on Daniel Craig? Because he's always my #1 crush fam so if you find any good ones PLEASE enlighten me

No but seriously. Have you ever read a book and you fall in love with the character as you go along?

#AugustusWaters

(But then ofc if it's GoT he'll die (and then come back to life yay))

No but seriously. Fuck cliché, because one thing Wattpad authors do is make such sexy man beasts and when you're reading the book all that goes through your mind is IF ONLY HE MET ME LIKE TBH I'D MAKE A BETTER MATCH THAN THIS PRUDE GIRL

Omg no she's back no no no

13. Harry Styles in real life
14. I hate Zayn, there I said it
15. KHALEESI

16. Caragh coz she's my lover

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Tbh I wrote this while at driving school, I'm so bored so I'm just gonna go home and eat chicken

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