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Okay firstly I need Wattpad to auto-capitalize each word of the title unless otherwise told because it's annoying that it doesn't do that.

Also I'm doing some promo on my new book GENIE RETURNS and I started with WWDMC1 coz I like to think people still read it

When I was about to publish is asked this

I just want to know how they calculated this, like 42 seconds exactly, for all of you reading it please put a timer on and let me know if it's accurate coz if not Wattpad gotta do a reality check and realize it can't pretend to know people's lives

Okay ready? Set the clock...

GO!:

Hi guys u should totally check out my new book GENIE RETURNS which is absolutely random and pointless and directed by nothing other than my incessant bullshit but u kno

I miss u and I hope you're all still somewhere in there and still have some love for the now 19-year old genie who is old af now wtf life goes too quickly pls kiss all the people with British accents before your lips get dry

and like read my new book too coz it's bullocks & u get to hear about my life in NYC and how I went on a date with a British guy HOW DID I FIND A BRITISH GUY IN NEW YORK this is but the magic of genie_us applaud pls I seek validation

now await while I shamefully copy paste this to WWDMC2 & shamefully publish a book without a cover coz the dentist is taking long af to arrive and like I wanna publish the book before I feel ashamed by how weird it will be lmao

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How long did it take u pls let me know

Obviously the last paragraph is not relevant because (1) this is WWDMC2 so I've already posted it (2) the dentist arrived and he cleaned my teeth and said I KNO YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DRINKING FIZZY DRINKS COZ I CAN SEE IT ON YOUR TEETH and I was like 😭 it's just that America has so many coke flavours and I'm yet to explore all of them

But I was trying to say this while there were all these tools in my mouth so I don't think he really understood what I was trying to say

Point is always choose vodka coz soda fucks up your teeth

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(Also take my advice at your own risk)

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