So I asked for stuff you'd like me to rant about and the legendary xifearx says:

When your designer cat is too fat to fit in your designer purse.

Someone give xifearx an award pls pls my whole year has been made 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ilysm 👏

But I mean, why not try to rant about that.

So like there's nothing more annoying than buying a fucking Dior purse (new spring collection, mind you) and then, upon returning home, finding that the fucking cat doesn't fit. I mean, the sole reason you bought the bloody bag was to carry the Jimmy Choo motherfuggin' Cat in. Like honestly, Dior just slacked right there. I can't be spending so much fucking money so that my Cat doesn't fit in the bag, dammit.

What?

Sorry, what's that?

Are you the clitface that's trying to blame my Cat for being too fat?

Can you see the door? It's right there. Approach it. And get out of my house.

I like fat cats, okay?
It's the purse that's the problem.

Fucking hell Dior, this is why I prefer Chanel

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wtf did I just write omg