Lol I've been posting so much, it's because I'm on holiday and I have nothing to do

But in addition to rant #16 about vampires, I just had an afterthought.

How did Bella get pregnant in twilight?

How do all these girls get pregnant from vampires?

...you see, vampires don't have blood...?

So...how do they get an...how do they get an erection?

Such bullshit

My whole life is a lie