Lol it's been a while, but I've just been chilling in D.C (and eating).

I promised myself I'll stop having long a/notes or whatever, so Lego!

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So you'd be pleased to know that I generally dislike casting

But don't let me influence your books - cast your characters as much as you want!

Lol look at me being sweet okay so casting is just annoying.

I've had trouble writing this rant because my thoughts are all over the place. So I resorted to a number system, with reasons why I hate casting. (Hopefully I follow the correct order lol in previous rants I can never count properly.)

1. IT KILLS MY IMAGINATION

Basically what happens is that my weird ass brain begins to carve it's own image of how the characters look like, whether or not their appearance is described in the book, so when there's a casting my brain just goes SPLAT!

It's like you just crushed my dreams

Like you just killed every single character in my bed, simply by putting a face to them.

Like it was a tiny bug. Just crushed. Crushed.

2. The cast never match in real life

A lot of the time, they're usually so irrelevant. Much of some people's casing is the equivalent to Will Ferrel being cast as the bad boy haha what is that shit lol you think I can take you seriously?

Or when you say there's a hot guy and the casting guy chosen is fugly (lol. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I know).

3. Such Random Actors/Actresses

One other thing is that there's such a wide range of people to choose from that some people choose people who would rarely ever get to work with each other in real life.

If you know what I mean?

Let me try my own casting.

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Good (prude) girl - Ann Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence LOL
Bad Boy - Zayn Malik (always)
Convenient Best Friend - Peyton List (that blonde chick from Jessie)
Boy Best friend - Lol David Beckham Hahahaha
Hot School Teacher: Ryan Gosling

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Aside David Beckham, which was a complete joke, when would Zayn ever work with Ann Hathaway

I know it's possible

But HIGHLY unlikely, if you know what I mean okay lol.

It's sad, some people's knowledge of the movie and music industry...so limited you see

So sad

Like why are people even casting these stupid Disney stars of these days like one day I saw Laura Marano, that ANNOYING ASS chick who is Ally in Austin and Ally

(why do I even know her name

why do I talk about A&A so much

why even give it a nickname omg

GAAHH)

If you're even casting cast Raven or Ron Stoppable or someone like that lol Wayy better than the Gravity Falls shit

4. Age is never considered

Age is actually NEVER considered. Like you'll be finding fan fics where the protagonist is twelve and Louis is 22 like that's not even legal

But also when casting, the age differences of the actors chosen are never actually considered. As in my previous example, just because they're hot as hell doesn't mean that you should throw them in

Peyton List is 16, k, and Jennifer Lawrence is 23.

And in your book they're best friends? Cool, when do they meet up? After JLaw's finished work? Or some shit like that?

You know

if age didn't matter bitch Daniel Craig and Johnny Depp would be in all my stories LIKE THOSE ARE THE TWO GUYS I OBSESSIVELY FAN GIRL OVER (don't judge me) (don't hate on them pls)

5. It's just annoying, okay?

I hate casting, period (.)

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