As Promised:)

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So like now it has come to my attention that everyone's is making their covers that The Fault In Our Stars cloud thing

The original one was the "Okay?" In a black cloud and an "Okay." in a white cloud following, all with a blue background.

You know after watching that movie I've never been able to say 'okay' the same way again

Like in a serious situation that is yea

But like everyone's book cover is that shit now

And it's like WAT

My problem is that these books aren't even related to TFIOS yea

It could be some stupid title like "I'm in Love with Ian Somerhalder" but then the bitch is using those stupid clouds

What happened to being original

TFIOS is in a class of it's own, one can't be posting a humour book with that cover

Like imagine if my rant book title was that cover shit, like would you even take me seriously

And the most annoying thing is that the title is split into two, so that it's spread across the two clouds, like:

"When Harry Ate My"

"Carrots"

(I remember you pervs lol)

And it's like - why? It's so annoying lol please tell me I'm not the only one who pauses before reading the second cloud

In fact wait until I get onto a computer and I'll put a banner on the side on how this book would look like if it was the TFIOS thing

But knowing me I'm probably not going to do it as I'm too lazy

But meh whatever

But seriously guys what's up with the cover being so irrelevant to the book

And now that we're on the topic of covers [and titles], I've been meaning to do a rant on people who's title are so fucking long that by the end of the title you know the summary of the whole book

Like

Omg Harry Styles Ate My Carrots Then It Turned Out That He Was A Werewolf However He Was Banished Because He Was A Vegetarian

And so like why do you feel the need to cram your whole story in the title

But it amazes me how all of that shit will fit on the cover, like omg that was so clever how did you manage that

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But omg titles these days have become so cliché

Wait let me just think about it coz there are so many

Let me choose the best five yea

I ponder in thought
On the choices I've got
In my mind a storm brews
Well damn, I can't choose.

#RanterTurnedPoet
#LolNotReally

1. Alpha's Reject
2. Fake Girlfriend/Boyfriend
3. Living with *insert boy name here*
4. Forever (or some cheesy one word thing lol)
5. The Bad Boy's Girl

Like lol be original, Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy is soooo original

Jks lol it's so long and boring

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So like met a famous Kenyan runner last night (Ezekiel Kemboi)

But I live in Kenya so like yea

We took selfies and shit

#ChillingWithCelebs

Lol