Hello! In this chapter, I will be explaining a theory about how aliens have made us *think* that the Ice Cream Machine at Mcdonald's is always broken.

We'll start off with the myth that we are all in a simulation... or are we? In simulations, there are variables. We are being tested as dependent variables by aliens but we can be altered to keep the simulation intact. An example would be someone becoming self aware. We associate people who think the government or an outer force is controlling them with mental illnesses. We've been made to think that by the aliens to keep the simulation uninterrupted.

Something else that we've been told to think is the ice cream machine at Mcdonalds is broken. Employees have been told to say that.

That's all. Thank you for listening to my theory and I know some people or Eliza will do everything in their power and knowledge to prove me wrong.