Ink Minion

"Now, Minion, what are the rules?" God asked.

"One, don't do anything stupid." Ink recited. "Two, be nice to the Admins, they make my job easier. Three, don't mess with your stuff. Four, occasionally remind the Deities who is the Boss around here. Five, once again, don't do anything stupid. Six, use your recorder if I forget the rules. Seven, taking my paints will delay the formation of my Soul. Eight, use a Patch if I find a problem. Nine, for the third time, don't do anything stupid. And Ten, write anything important that I need to remember on my scarf."

"And you promise to stay out of trouble?"

"Yes."

"Well, in that case Minion, I'll be going now. I'll be back after a lifetime but if I find out that while I was gone, you screwed up, you are in big trouble Ink."

"Yes. I understand..."

"Do you remember where my recorder is? If you forget the rules and you can't find your scarf? And who you can ask for help if you can't find my recorder or your scarf?"

"Yes."

"Good. Now, vacation, here I come!"

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"Banzai!" God yelled as he did a cannonball into the stream of reincarnation.

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Now, with Ink being Ink, it took him three days before he screwed up. He accidentally broke the recorder and ruined his scarf beyond repair by spilling paint on it and he forgot about who God told him to ask if anything happened to those items.

Without a way to remember the real God, things went downhill pretty fast.

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"It only took him three days to screw up this time..." A moon like being said.

"That's a new record." A small firey creature said.

"Who's turn is it to change the board?" A small snow like dragon asked, before everyone looked at the Temmie human, who looked up from the tablet that she was typing on.

"Mine..." She said, putting the tablet down, before she made her way over to where they kept the scoreboard. She sighed and she reset it to zero. "We was so close to hitting the double digits for the first time..." She whimpered.

This ladies and gentlemen, were some of the Admins for this Multiverse.

"Well, it can't get worse then this, right?" The small dragon shaped spirit of darkness asked.

"Actually, it just did." A zombieish being said, right as the Minion started on his first ever spree of creating new AUs and copies.

"I hate Murphy...." Chaos muttered.

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"Oh Stars, what are we going to do?!" Memory cried, waving their arms around, while they were running around in a circle, panicking. "He forgot the Rules that God gave him and he broke the recorder!"

Memory was then suddenly wacked by a Swordfish.

"Calm down." Strings said as he put the Fish down. "God left a spare recorder and a physical copy of the Rules with me, just in case something like this happened. I'll just go and remind the Minion of the Rules."

"Hey Strings, I need to borrow you!" Fate yelled, before she warped Strings away to the horror of the other Deities.

"Fate." Destiny squeaked.

"Yes Sister."

"One, Strings was due to deliver the next batch of paperwork to the Admins and two, he had God's spare recorder and a physical copy of his Rules for his Minion..."

"Oops..."

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"Where is Strings? He's normally here with the Paperwork by now." One of the Admins asked.

And since God had gone on vacation, outside of doing the usual Paperwork, the Admins were on a semi-vacation themselves, well, until Ink screwed up.

"Those Deities have better not done something stupid again." Fire said, right before a scream of rage echoed down the hall from Chaos's office and a stuffed dummy of Fate was sent flying down the hallway, followed by a horde of Temmies.

"FATE! YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!"

"Who's turn is it this time to change that scoreboard?" Snow asked.

"Mine..." Lunar sighed, before they went to the other scoreboard in the room.

And just like the scoreboard that recorded how many days Ink had gone without screwing up, this one recorded how many days Fate had gone without going something to tick Chaos off.

They had been so close to hitting the triple digits for the first time.

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This was awesome.

His AU was awesome, his friends were brilliant, his new brother was lazy but when he wanted to, he could be as cool as him.

Ahhhh, this was the life...

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Geno was waiting for Strings to show up, the string magic user was the closest thing that he had for a Brother and Geno always looked forward to his visits.

The tsundere was wondering why he was so late when Reaper turned up, looking like he had just run a marathon. "Gen..." He was clutching his scythe like a stuffed toy. "I have some bad news...."

"What?!"

Reaper was being careful about how he was going to tell Geno about this, which boiled down to him practically shouting the words before he ran for it.

"SomeonekidnappedStringsandheisnowmissing,oh,lookatthetime,Ihavetogonow,bye!"

He practically ran for his immortal life as Geno started screaming and firing Gaster Blasters all over the place, but internally, he was just as mad as Geno.

He had been so close to asking Strings for his blessing to marry his w̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ Geno, and he now had to wait until the guy was found before he could ask him!

He was so going to enjoy reaping the one responsible for this!

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Fate sneezed while she worked on Strings and the Anti-Void, she really didn't want to do this, but something had to be done before Ink destroyed everything.

Reaper and the Temmie Admin were going to kill her when they got their hands on her.

She created guides to help Strings with his temporary role, she was hoping that this won't last too long, Love would help Reaper and the Temmie Admin kill her if her 'Afterdeath' ship didn't sail soon, she left the Anti-Void, hoping that nothing would go wrong, but what she didn't know was that because she sneezed, the settings on the guides that she had created had gone from 'Nice' to 'Being absolute jerks' and Strings's memories were scrambled and corrupted instead of being sealed.

And that ladies and gentleman, was how the destroyer, Error and the voices, were created.

Hey, 'Error and the voices', that is a fitting name for a rock band....

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"Pretty...." Ink muttered as he picked up a glass sphere, with what looked like glitter inside of it, rolling it around in his hands.

He played with it for several minutes, until he was distracted by something shiny and he dropped it.

The sphere scattered when it hit the floor, causing the glitter to go all over the place.

"Oops..." Ink quickly looked around, before he started to whistle as he used Broomie to sweep the glass shards and glitter, underneath the chest of drawers that the stand for the sphere had been on, before he broke it.

He didn't notice the glitching butterflies that surrounded him, before they flew off.

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Many of the Admins jumped when their front door locked itself. Some of them had been locked inside and the rest of them had been locked outside.

"IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

"Err.... Guys...." Chaos started to ask, she had been one of the Admins locked outside.

"Don't worry Chaos, we'll feed your Temmies."

"Actually, I was going to ask, where are we going to stay while we wait for someone to come and fix this mess..."

"Reaper owes me a favour." Fire said. "And I'm sure that he won't mind if some of us share the Save Screen with his waifu."

"I wonder how the Deities are dealing with this?" Lunar asked.

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Let's not go to the Deities place right now.

It is currently on fire.

As in a real fire, not you Fire.

Hey, what are you holding?

Fire, no! You can not take the chance to murder the Deities that make your job harder! Fire!

And no Dark, you can't help her! Lunar, help!

Where is God when you need him?

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Blue suddenly stopped in the middle of making his tacos. He had the feeling that something hilarious was happening somewhere else and that he wasn't there to see it.

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"Hi Reaper!" The flaming firey creature said after the Grim Reaper opened his front door.

"I do not want to know." He quickly said. He had learned a long time ago not to mess with the Admins, they had ways of making you suffer with Paperwork.

And yes, they did use the capital letter whenever they mentioned Paperwork.

"So, how long do you guys need to stay here?" He asked, silently cursing whoever was the one behind Strings going missing, again, he was better at dealing with the Admins then Reaper was.

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Time passed.

Ink and Error grew and learned more about their powers and several of the Admins that had been lucky enough not to be locked in when Ink released the Resets moved into Reapertale or the Save Screen.

And finally, in Undertale, a brown haired child fell into the Underground and Reset.

Karma had to go on a forced vacation so that they wouldn't kill Ink, Memory had to be sedated because they were panicking too much to be helpful to anyone, Fate was still in hiding, Destiny was trying to keep everything stable.

Even the Admins had been buried underneath the amount of Paperwork that the Resets caused and they followed their usual protocol when it came to Resets and the Paperwork that they caused.

BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Geno had fun using the fire to make smores. They were delicious and enjoyed by everyone, well, if they got there in time to get one before they ran out.

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God, who was now Blue, had been kidnapped by the Monster known as Error. A cancer on the Multiverse, the inspiration for nightmares, the destroyer of AUs....

"Go fish."

And a card game player... What the hell?! This isn't how this is supposed to happen... Wait a minute, Moonie, Doodis, come back with my scripts! I need those! And Floof, stop laughing and help me!

Anyway, as I was trying to say, Blue had just been kidnapped by Error and... oh, stars... Why?!

I get that you guys are mad at Ink for locking you guys in but can I just move the plot along without having to stop every five seconds because you guys are trying to roast Ink with lightening?!

You know what, screw this part of the story, let's just say that it followed canon for Error and Blue's first meeting.

Error did eventually let him go, with Chara's Soul, and Blue now remembers the Resets! Yay!

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Okay, guys, you will get your chance to get revenge on Ink for what he has done to you, I promise.

Oh man, how long do we have before they start going at each other with pig heads on a stick and warpaint on their faces?

All that we are missing from that is a broken coffee pot and wait a second, what is Ink doing...

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"So, you're the so-called God of the Multiverse?" Classic asked the mysterious Skeleton that appeared from a puddle of ink.

"Yep!" Ink ignored the large amount of growls coming from behind him. The sky above them rumbled and thunder crackled.

"Right, I thought that you would shorter then this..." Classic said.

Ink just smiled and ignored the Classic Temmies that were falling into the portal that he had left open, into Axetale.....

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OKAY, THAT'S IT! THIS MEANS WAR! I'M BREAKING OUT THE SKITTLES!!!

After I save those Temmies...

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Strings, deep within the corrupted coding that was Error, shivered. "Well done Ink, you just had to tick off that Admin, and possibly doom the Multiverse at the same time...."

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Things soon settled down into the new normal after that, Blue was kidnapped by Error so often, that the Swap!Sans actually started to schedule most of the kidnappings.

This meant that he eventually met some of Error's other friends.

Nightmare was one of them.

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"What the fuck?!" The goopy Skeleton yelled. "You have to be cheating?! There's no way that someone can win that many games of Poker in a row!"

Blue his grin behind his cards. "Well, it is obvious why you are loosing Nightmare! I, the Magnificent Sans, is that lucky!" He put his cards down. "And by the way Nightmare... Royal Flush!"

"AHHHHHH!"

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Dream looked down below him and he sighed. The Temmies were still there, holding pitchforks and scythes, watching the tree that they were hidden in.

A few of them even had wooden stakes.

"Ink, what the hell did you do to make the Temmies, in every AU, act like this around you?!"

Ink just shrugged his shoulders. He just didn't remember why the Temmies seemed to hate him so much.

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Ink yelped as he ducked to dodge a rain of eggs suddenly being thrown at him. One of them managed to get into his mouth before he could open a portal to escape.

"Yes!" Chaos cheered. "I actually managed to get one in his mouth! Ten points to me!" She crackled when she heard him throwing up.

"It was such a shame that the egg that landed in his mouth was rotten...." She grinned. "Now, I believe that I have a bag of Limited Edition Skittles calling my name!"

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Blue blinked as Error accidentally kidnapped him again, the glitching Skeleton was half asleep.

"Hi Erry!" Blue quickly hugged his friend and he lead him over to his oversized bean bag. Blue transferred Error to the bean bag and the Destroyer was soon fast asleep.

Blue frowned. This left him with nothing to do..... How big was the Anti-Void anyway? This was the perfect chance to check it out without Error fussing over him like a mother hen.

And Error really was a mother hen, he even acted like one around Nightmare of all Skeletons!

It was most likely a personality trait from who he had been before he became Error, before he became the destroyer.

Blue hummed as he walked deeper into the Anti-Void, the voices were leaving him alone, it seemed that they weren't that interested in him anymore or someone got them to leave him alone...

Blue wasn't looking where he was going when it happened, because one moment he was quite happily walking on solid ground and the next?

He was falling down a hole in the Anti-Void!

And how did a hole end up in the Anti-Void, you may ask?

Well, you should be focused on the EPS cult, who happen to have shovels in their hands....

Felix, Lunar and Pale shared a group high five while the rest of the Cult celebrated, before they moved onto the next Multiverse, ready to protect the Error in that one and to barbeque another Ink.

Just don't ask me about that, okay?

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The endless pit turned out to be more like a slide to Blue's confusion and shock. He was sliding down it head first, flung around corners and even one time, sent flying over a gap, but it soon came to an end as he was spat out into a bowl like hole in the floor, with pillows and cushions stacked within it.

"That was...." His eyelights lit up like stars. ".... So much fun!" He yelled. He wanted another go on that slide, and maybe he could share it with Error and everyone else!

Blue climbed his way out of the bowl, the only downside to the slide was how dirty it was, his battle body and his clothes was covered in dust and dirt.

Actually, now that he got a proper look at this place, everything was covered in dust. It was clear that no one had been here for quite some time.

The stained glass windows were covered in dust, stopping most of the light from outside getting in. The light that was getting through was patchy and it was barely helping him to see anything.

The sounds of fighting could be heard in another room.

"Damn it guys! Let me at her! She needs to pay for what she's done to Strings! Lunar, let me go!"

"No Chaos! We can't have you trying to strangle Fate because she was being an idiot again! Fire, Snow, help!"

That argument, he had heard it before, somewhere but how? He had never met this Chaos, Fate, Lunar, Snow or Fire before....

He turned his attention back onto the rest of the room that he was in and he was soon drawn to a small shelf with several photo frames on it.

He picked one up and he blew the dust off of it to reveal an image of various different creatures playing a video game together.

There was a moon like being, a zombieish like being and two dragons; one looked like they were made out of snow and the other one looked like they were made out of shadows, a flaming firey creature and several human like creatures, one of them even had Temmie ears on her head.

He knew these creatures....

He put that photo down before he picked up the next one, blowing the dust off to reveal Geno, Reaper, a figure that was blurred, he couldn't make heads or tails of it and Error?!

No, wait... This wasn't Error... And while the look a like was wearing clothes like the ones that Error wore and he even had Error's unique tearmarkings, the aura from this guy, even if this was a photo, was different...

It was much more playful and happy, gleeful and it held so much love, instead of LOVE....

Blue put the photo back, it was obvious that this place was very well loved and important to someone, but he couldn't understand why it had been left to gather dust...

And then, he saw it!

It was so beautiful, Blue knew that Nightmare would destroy the whole Multiverse just to get his hands on it.

It was a perfect fusion between a royal throne and that comfy office chair that anyone who works in an office or has to spend a large portion of their day sitting in an uncomfortable chair, dreams of.

It even had pillows and a blanket that was folded up and placed on top of the chair for those unexpected naps.

And it was in his favourite colour, blue!

He walked over to it, before he quickly looked around him, no one was here so no one would mind if he sat in it for a few seconds to see how comfortable it was, right?

Blue climbed into the chair, hoping that it was one of those spin round chairs, but the moment that he settled down in the chair, it all came back to him.

Creating the original Undertale...

The Deities....

The Admins....

Strings...

His Minion....

The Resets....

His rules....

Being so tired of his work, he loved his job, but even the most dedicated person needed a break...

The lead up to his vacation...

The rules that he gave his minion...

Blue opened his eyes right as the door to his office opened, and a Deity ran in.

"Boss!" Fate yelled. "Save me!"

Fate was followed by the Temmie Admin.

"Cinniúint, a fháil ar ais anseo tú leathcheann fuilteach! An bhfuil a fhios agat cén deacracht atá ort?!" Chaos yelled as she ran after Fate. ("Fate, get back here you bloody idiot! Do you know how much trouble that you are in?! I am going to kill you this time!")

((It is a rumor in my family that we're part Irish on my Mother's side, I don't know if it is true, but because of that, my Admin form speaks in Irish when she is really mad.))

Blue had a massive sweatdrop on his skull as he watched the two of them brawl on the dust covered floor. This was one of the reasons why he went on a vacation.

"FATE! CHAOS! ENOUGH!" He yelled, snapping his fingers and trapping both of them in different sphere shaped barriers. Fate curled up into a ball in her barrier while Chaos was still making the hand signs of wanting to strangle someone. Both of them were covered in dust, and Chaos was developing a black eye, while Fate had hand shaped bruises around her neck. "What happened this time?"

Chaos snarled, glaring at Fate.

"Chaos..."

"She turned Strings into Error!" Chaos yelled, using English this time.

"Chaos, this isn't the first time that Strings had to be a temporary God..."

"Before he could give your Minion a physical copy of your rules and your spare recorder after he broke your first recorder and spilled paint on his scarf, right over the notes that he took of your rules!"

"What..." Blue stared at Fate. "Fate, how many times do I have to tell you... THINK BEFORE YOU LEAP, YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

"Yes Boss! Sorry Boss!" Fate whimpered while Blue just sighed. "Fate, you're cleaning up the Office, while I fix this mess."

"Yes Boss."

Chaos looked so smug.

"And Chaos, you're doing all of the Paperwork that the Anti-Void will give us."

Her smug face disappeared. "But Boss..."

"No 'Buts', both of you." Blue growled out. "Now, get to work. I have a Minion to ground."

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"So, where is the Minion?" Blue asked as he leaned back in his Chair. And yes, the first letter of it had to be a capital letter.

"In the usual weekly battle of good vs evil, Boss." Fire said. "We have the Door ready for you!"

"Good, it's time for me to make my usual entrance then..."

"By kicking down the Door like a Boss." Chaos nodded her head. "And shall we set up the cameras? I know just how much you love your Blackmail Material Boss."

Blue smirked.

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It was the weekly battle of good vs evil, creation vs destruction, light vs darkness, order vs chaos...

Yeah, you know what I am talking about...

Nightmare and Dream screaming at each other like children, Ink being an idiot, and the rest of Nightmare's gang doing stupid things.

And of course, Blue making an entrance....

The bang of the door being kicked open got everyone's attention and Blue walked out into the battlefield with his hands on his hips, frowning.

"Minion!" He yelled and on the side of the good guys, Ink gulped.

"What the heck?!" Cross yelled. "Who ticked off Blue?!"

"Get your paint covered ass over here right now!"

"Yes Dad!" Ink yelled, before he appeared in front of Blue.

"Wait..... DAD?!" Everyone yelled.

"Ink..." Blue snarled. "You are in so much trouble Minion." He pointed to the door. "Get in there right now, you're grounded for 500 years, and you have to help Fate clean up my office!"

"But..."

"Do you want me to ground you for 1000 years?"

"No..."

"Good Minion." Blue patted Ink on his skull. "And we need to talk, because how many GOD DAMNED TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO OVERCROWD THE MULTIVERSE WITH AUS AND COPIES?!"

Ink whimpered.

Nightmare snickered. Where was the popcorn?

He heard snickering right to him and he turned to see Error with a bag of popcorn and a video camera. The destroyer silently offered to share the bag of popcorn with the goop lord.

Nightmare smirked before he took a handful of popcorn and he started to munch on it.

"AND YOU ARE LUCKY THAT THE ADMINS AREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CHAOS WANTS TO STRANGLE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THE TEMMIES?! AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF, AND WHAT DO YOU GO AND DO?!

YOU TOUCH MY STUFF AND YOU RELEASE ALL OF THE SECOND CHANCES AT ONCE! WHICH TRAPPED MOST OF THE ADMINS IN THEIR OFFICES WHILE THE REST OF THEM HAD TO MOVE IN WITH REAPER AND GENO!"

"Yep!" Reaper said, from where he was floating. "And by the way Mate, do you know where Strings is? I would really like to ask him for something..."

"His blessing to marry Geno?" Blue asked, before he pointed at Error. "He's over there."

Reaper looked at Error. "You have got to be kidding me..."

"Give me five seconds." Blue said, before he poked Error's forehead.

The glitching skeleton blinked a few times, before he brought out his glasses, taping them to his face as his glitches died down, most of his scars disappeared and a more friendly aura started to come from him.

"Welcome back Boss." Error said. "And you!" He pointed at Reaper, frowning.

"You better make him happy or I will borrow a few sugar high Reapertale Temmies and set them on you." Error growled at him.

"Oh, I will." Reaper said. "Welp, I'm off to propose to Geno, and all of you are invited to the wedding, apart from Ink."

Ink whined, before he entered the Office, with Blue following him.

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Geno was stunned as Reaper appeared in front of him. "Gen!"

"What do you want Reaper?" Geno asked.

Reaper grinned, before he got down on one knee.

"Geno, my tsundere, masochist waifu." Reaper brought out a box before he opened it to reveal a ring. "Will you marry me?"

Geno looked at the ring before he grabbed Reaper by his cloak and he kissed him. "What took you so long?" Geno asked as he pulled away from Reaper.

"I had to get Strings's blessing first."

"You found Strings?!"

"I think that I can get him to be the one marrying us." Reaper managed to tell Geno before his fiancée kissed him again.

Life was finally going back to normal..

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"Hey Blue!" Chaos ran over to the restored God, after he and Ink had returned to his Office, holding something. "A present from me and the other admins, to celebrate your return. A leash for Ink, specially designed to make sure that he doesn't leave home for more than half an hour!"

Yes, everything was going to be okay.

"FATE!!!!"

"Here we go again...."

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It's finally completed! I finally completed the first idea that I adopted from Firehedgehog's Idea Factory. I hope that it was worth the wait Fire.

And try to guess just how many of my fellow writers, from Discord and Wattpad, made an appearance here.

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