Nightmare knew that something was wrong when one day, Chaos acted like she had gotten up on the wrong side of the bed. She hadn't flirted with Cross today and she had claimed the couch for herself.

Cross had been smart and dumped a lot of his chocolate on her, to everyone's surprise, he seemed to know what was going on and his sacrifice of his chocolate seemed to be the only thing that calmed her down.

Error was just as confused, what was going on?

A loud bang came from outside and everyone sighed. Dream's group was starting to get really annoying. Cross frowned before he poked Chaos. "Hey, get up."

She mumbled something.

"There's some stress relief outside, have fun." He handed her what looked like a reinforced frying pan. What was going on here?

"It's Dream and his brunch of idiots, right?" Chaos asked as she took the pan. "I'll be right back." She got up and she headed for the door, stopping briefly to kiss Cross on his cheek, before she left the house.

"What's going on Cross?" Nightmare asked.

"You guys haven't figured it out?" Cross frowned. "I know what's going on because my AU had a female Frisk but you guys seriously don't know what's going on here?" He sighed as screams of pain started to come from Dream and his group. "Okay guys, sit down and while Chaos deals with Dream and his group, I guess that I'll have to give you The Talk, the human female version."

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Shark week sucks.