Dreamswap!Chaos - Kidnap Mr.Dream!
Happy Halloween Everyone!
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"No." Chaos said to Error when he came to her with his newest prank idea for the JR. "We are not doing that!"
"But it will be fun!" Error said. "I even got Blue to agree to help with it! Come on Chaos, please! Cross is doing it too!"
"You know the rules about pranks Error. We have to let Nightmare know about them before we do them so that he doesn't worry too much about us."
"Please." Chaos made the mistake of looking at Error's puppy dog eyes. "It will be fun!"
"Okay, I'll do it. Just stop looking at me like that!"
"Yes!" Error cried as he hugged their Medic. "Thank you!"
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"I wonder what kind of prank Nightmare and his Meme Squad will do today?" Blue asked as he, Dream and Ink entered an AU that looked like it came from the movie 'The Nightmare Before Christmas.' Nightmare was already there and he seemed to be looking for the rest of his Meme Squad, he haven't noticed them yet. "Like kidnap Mr. Dream?"
"Kidnap Mr. Dream?" Three voices asked and everyone turned their heads to see the missing members of the Meme Squad, Error was dressed like a stereotypical skeleton from Human Cartoons, Cross was dressed like a stereotypical devil, complete with horns, tail and a trident and Chaos? Nightmare had to muffle his laughter when he realised that she was in a witch's dress and she even had the hat to go with it.
Music then started to play and Nightmare laughed even harder when he recognised it and the surroundings that they were in.
[Cross]
I wanna do it
[Error]
Let's draw straws
[Chaos]
Nightmare said we should work together
[Error]
Three of a kind
[Cross]
Birds of a feather
[Chaos]
Now and forever
[Cross, Chaos & Error]
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap Mr. Dream, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
[Chaos]
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
[Cross]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this winged skeleton monster
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
[Cross, Chaos & Error]
Kidnap Mr. Dream
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
[Chaos]
Then our buddy Nightmare
[Cross & Chaos]
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
[Cross, Chaos & Error]
That he will prank him for a year!
Wheeee!
[Cross]
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Mr. Dream will be no more
[Chaos]
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
[Cross & Chaos]
And then Nightmare will paint us black and green
[Cross, Chaos & Error]
Kidnap Mr. Dream
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
[Cross & Chaos]
Because our buddy Nightmare is the best prankster here
If I were on his Pranking list, I'd get out of town
[Error]
He'll be so pleased by our success
[Cross]
That he'll reward us too, I bet
[Cross & Error]
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
[Cross, Chaos, & Error]
Of chocolate, whipped cream and sprinkles
Ummm!
We're his minions
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
[Chaos]
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
[Error]
I'm not the dumb one
[Cross]
You're no fun
[Chaos]
Shut up!
[Cross]
Make me
[Chaos]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
[Chaos]
Until his curiosity
[Cross, Chaos & Error]
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap Mr. Dream, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap Mr. Dream, chop him into bits
Our buddy Nightmare is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap Mr. Dream, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key!
"Okay." Chaos said, grinning as she picked up her skirts. "Now that we're done, RUN!"
The Meme Squad turned around and ran for their lives, leaving behind a stunned Dream, a crackling Blue and a slightly confused Ink behind.
"Did they really just do a parody of 'Kidnap the Sandy Claws' for Halloween?" Ink asked.
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