{Chapter 15| Magic Gummy Bears}
New key: (F/FL) = Favorite Flavor
Dis gon' be a weird chapter please hold on to your seat-belts and why have you not removed this book from your library yet goshdarnit.
P.S art not myn
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"So, let's see, when did you start to notice her?" You asked as you took a bite of your donut, savoring it's tasty flavor, then drinking your milkshake.
Matt took his time to swallow his donut first before answering, "Hm...I don't quite remember. But I do remember that I saw her the first time she joined kindergarten princess pageant. She looked so cute in the dress of Cinderella. But I know that wasn't the one where I started to notice her a bit more."
You thought about this for awhile. "Hm. Okay, then." You simply reply.
Suddenly, you got a text, you checked it and it was from Tom.
"Oh. They're at the house now. We better finish the donuts quick." You said and swiftly replied back to Tom.
Before you could stand up and walk back to the house, you received another message.
You quietly chuckle,
Typical Edd.
You thought. You and Matt began walking back to the house, "How long has it been since Grandmother Susan visited you guys?" You asked Matt, who was still drinking his milkshake.
"It was just very recently. She visits us every Christmas so..." He said and shrugged, you gave him a small nod then you guys continued walking.
Once you had arrived, Ell was fanning Edd, while Edd looked as if he was hyperventilating, and Tom looked like he was talking to someone on the house phone, and Tord was nowhere to be found.
"We have arrived." You said, the three looked at you, and Edd let out a sigh of relief.
Ell's eyes widen, "You guys went out for donuts without me?!"
"You could've texted us to buy you some." Matt replied, rolling his eyes right after.
"Well, how was I suppose to know?" Ell pouted.
"Next time, okay Ell?" You said, like how you would say "next time" to a child.
Suddenly, Tom put down the house phone, "Grandma's plane landed. I'm picking her up."
"Oh! Oh! Can I come?" Edd and Matt say in unison.
Tom let out a heavy sigh, "Sure, whatever."
"Oh wait! I need to change (Y/N)'s bandage first!" Edd said,
"(Y/N)'s bandage and you're not coming." Tom said.
Edd paused.
"YOU ARE SO MEAN."
Ell laughed, "Edd, go. I'm taking Bandage-changing duty for you today!"
Edd sighs, "Okay, I'm trusting you on this one, Ell."
Ell gave him a thumbs up and they left.
Ell then turned to you,
"So, How the in the heck does Edd do it again?"
~After a painful session of trying to change your bandage...~
Tord somehow came down because of all your screaming in agony.
"Ell, I know you're trying to help, but...you know you could have let me do it instead? I had experience, y'know." Tord said, eyeing you closely and ruffled your hair a bit as you sniffled, "I can never move my arm the same way again."
Ell was obviously trying to hold back her guilt, "I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to twist it that way!!" She cried covering her eyes.
"Edd should have never trusted you!!!" You cried back.
"I already said I'm sorry!!"
"You're not!"
"I can't believe I'm going to be roomies with you!"
"I'd rather be in Tord's pile of ecchi manga than be roomies with you!"
"I'd rather jump off a cliff than seeing your face!"
"Weird, Lettuce-wearing cola-addict freak!"
"I'll tell you to Edd because you also indirectly insulted him!"
"Edd's an absolute angel compared to you!"
"You ugly elephant! Go back to Africa where you came from!"
"Tooorddd~! Ell's being mean to mee!! She's such a jerk-face!" You cried louder this time.
"Don't listen to her, Tord!! She's the real jerk-face here! I was only trying to help!"
Am I with young adults or am I with babies?
Tord sighed.
So this is what they have to put with when me and Jehova's Witness fight?
"If you call each other names one more time, guess who's not getting Ice-cream."
Silence.
Tord smirked, "Good. Now, I would rather be reading my manga right now, but you two need to be at bay, so we're gonna play a game whether you like it or not."
Tord added a dramatic pause,
"Magic Gummy Bears."
"Wait, excuse me?" You asked. You never even heard of this game before.
"What's that game?" Ell asked too.
Tord sarcastically shrugged, "A dude behind our university gave me some of these gummy bears. He said it's kinda like the bean-boozled challenge, but with gummy bears and it's magical."
You and Ell look at each other,
"I don't think that's a good idea."
"I think that's a GREAT IDEA!"
You and Ell say in unison, you disagreeing while she agrees in full excitement.
Once you both realized what you both said, you both turn away and huff in annoyance.
Tord rolled his eyes, "He also said one of the gummy bears are Cola flavored and (F/FL) flavored. They make you feel like you're on cloud nine, too."
You were both engrossed in the game within a matter of seconds,
"Let's see, according to what he said, the bad flavors are Baby Wipes, Canned Dog Food, Rotten Egg, and Booger." Tord said, placing the gummy bears on a bowl.
"So...basically like the real game, but in gummy bears?" You asked,
"And it has a twist," Tord added,
You both leaned in on what he was gonna say.
"The bad flavors make you turn into the actual flavor itself, but like...a living version of it. And the good flavors are completely normal. They are delicious, I tell you. I played with the dude for one round and got all good flavors, too bad for him, though." Tord said, "Oh, be careful too. There's a fifty-fifty percent chance of us three getting good flavors. Just a reminder." He added.
"Tord...you meet...some really interesting people..." You said.
Tord shrugged at you before Ell interrupts, "Okay, okay! Enough talk! I wanna start the game already!"
"First round, Canned Dog Food or Cola." Tord said.
You inhale and exhale for a bit before all of took a gummy bear out from the selected bowl.
Tord did a count-down from three to one first before all of you ate it.
You chewed, the familiar taste of cola came rushing into your mouth, making your tensed shoulders drop.
Tord and Ell seem to be fine too, Ell's jumping up and down while chewing the gummy bear, and Tord smiled while chewing.
It was pretty obvious that all three of you got Cola.
"Okay, nobody turned into Dog food. That's a good sign." You said, feeling relieved.
"Second round, Baby Wipes or Coconut Milk." Tord said,
All of you got one white gummy bear out of the bowl,
You hesitantly put it into your mouth,
The coconut flavor was now entering your throat.
Your tongue was satisfied.
Suddenly, Tord and Ell started coughing and a huge, white cloud filled your vision within minutes.
Tord and Ell were gone.
"Tord? Ell? Whe--" Before you could stand up and go look for where they went, small hands grabbed your ankle. You look down and see...
"Ell?! What the?!" You said, looking down at the toddler in front of you.
"Elephant! Elephant!" Ell (in her oversized clothes) suddenly said while giggling.
"Why I oughta..." Before you could say anymore, you see a toddler Tord (ALSO in his oversized clothes) already getting ahold of a knife. "T-Tord! Don't touch that!" You said and immediately went over and snatched it from him.
"Nooo!! Sharpie! Sharpie!!!" He cried. "Yes, this is sharpie. And sharpie can hurt you! So no touching!" You said.
"Ooo! Gum-gum!" Ell's voice comes back and you see her on the counter, where you specifically put the bowls on, getting a gummy bear from the bowl.
You slapped her hand away from the bowl and swiftly putting it somewhere high where they couldn't reach.
"Aww!! I wanted gum-gum!"
Ell began to sit on the table and cried.
You sigh, and grab Tord from the couch, and sit him there as well.
"Why did I agree to this?" You muttered.
You look at the two toddlers.
"Ell, if you stop crying and Tord, if you stop moving around so much, we'll go order pizza and Ice-cream. How does that sound?" You asked.
Both of their eyes sparkled in delight, their face making a big grin, and that made your heart feel just a tad bit lighter.
"Okay, I'll call the pizza man." You said and went for the house phone.
"(Y/N)! (Y/N)!" Tord started calling out for your name.
"Hm?" You replied.
"My wee-wee is tingling!"
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