I see people reading this all the time. But why? Well, I have been doing holy research and it turns out, there are demons called 'fan girls'. They belong to the satanic religion, 'fandom' and there is many forms of the religion. Their bible is 'Tumblr' which holds this 'smut' and 'fluff' that you read.
I am concerned the you involuntarily joined this religion.

That is all I have to say, my father says its night time. Goodnight, you are on your way to a greater holy-ness

{{To speed up this process just put this photo on your wall and look at me every day}}