- Chapter 06 -

Creepy Visitors

My eyes trailed on the last page of the book I was reading under the faint moonlight and went wide with the awful ending. Angrily, I closed it loudly and placed it on the window's frame. I rubbed my eyes tiredly since I hadn't slept one bit. I was too nervous to even close an eye- today was the day the Naruto characters were going to attend my school. Talk about luck.

"Luck hates me and karma is indeed a bitch. Can't be worst" I mumbled in the silence of my room and left a yawn.

"Hn"

"GAH!" I gasped loudly when I heard the infamous Uchiha sound near my ear. I jumped on the other side of my bed (which was not too far away) and glared deadly at Sasuke who was standing on the opposite side of my bed like nothing had happened. Yeah, like sneaking into someone's room during midnight isn't creepy enough. "What are you doing here, Uchiha?"

Sasuke just glanced at me and shrugged, crossing his hands behind his head and leaning against my pillow, "Just felt like it"

Soon, I grew an irk mark and clenched my fist towards him, wanting to rip him in two pieces, sew him back in one and then cut him in half again! "You creeper! Normal people don't sneak into somebody else's room in the middle of the night"

"Normal people don't end up in someone else's house from nowhere" Sasuke retorted back and glared at me with his onyx eyes. More like black as his soul. . . But that doesn't matter right now!

"Whatever", I huffed stubbornly and crossed my hands in front of my chest, "You know what you'll do tomorrow-" I paused and checked the clock, confirming that we were still in the same day, "right? Don't mess up! I spent at least two days to make you guys adapt to our lifestyle and culture. Just. . . try and be normal, okay?"

"I'm being damn normal, Hiro! I'm trying to cope with every single thing you're telling us the past few days, trying to realize what the hell is going on and how we are going to go back to our world! And no, I don't enjoy it here at all. It sucks badly, as much as you! And don't try to be nice to us because I know you are doing everything seem right but they are not. Everything is completely out of order!" Sasuke outburst suddenly, make me taken back from his words. Who knew that an Uchiha could hurt me so much with those words of his? Ha, like hell I would be hurt by a character I despise either way in the manga.

I raised an eyebrow at him, "Yeah, and I was kidnapped by aliens together with a cow named Bossy. Now, tell me Sasuke. . . Are you on your man period or something? Do you need a pad? I have some in my drawer- just in case"

"Fuck you"

"Same goes for you"

"At least I can"

"My penis is bigger than yours"

"You're a girl. You don't have penis"

"Exactly"

"Can you two just shut the eff up?!" Kiba's voice came from outside my bedroom's door and I rolled my eyes- of course someone would wake up. The Uchiha is too loud for his own bad. I walked up to the door and opened it, seeing a sleepy Kiba standing on the door with a drool hanging from his mouth. One word: cute. I immediately pulled him inside and made him sit on my bed while Sasuke was probably thinking one hundred and one different ways to kill me. Hm, not even in your dreams, Uchiha.

Kiba gave me a tired and confused look while I smiled at him, trying not to look creepy. But who could not look creepy with black circles under their eyes, blue hair flying over and a creepy- absence of sleep's fault- smile etching their lips? 

I ruffled his hair like he was a little kid and tried to smile, "Okay kiddos, I'm going to bed. Have a nice night" and I plopped on my bed, pulling the covers above my head and closing my eyes peacefully.

 The next time I opened them, I saw two pairs of brown eyes staring at me intensively. I screamed and jumped up, causing myself to bump my head on something which felt like. . . an almighty rock. Rubbing my head in pain, I examined thoroughly my surroundings and almost anime fell when I discovered who was behind that terrific scheme. Aiko and Kiba were giggling evily while Sasuke was rubbing his head besides me too. Brown eyes is Aiko and Kiba and rock is Sasuke. But he doesn't rocks at all.

"You miscreations of filthy gibberish! What in the bloody world do you think you are doing?" I screamed with an almighty British accent and made the two brown-eyed rascals burst out in laughter. I cracked a laugh too but quickly composed myself and gave them a really strict look, "Anyhow, what are you doing in my room?"

Kiba scratched sheepishly his cheek and smiled innocently, "Oh well, we decided to surprise you with Aiko-chan here and. . . yes, Uchiha was part of the plan too"

"Stop saying nonsense" Sasuke rushed to correct Kiba but I could see the slight smirk being shaped on his face for a split second. That little whimp-

"Ne, ne, whatevs~ You have school in two hours, begin getting ready" Aiko interrupted my murderous thoughts about Sasuke and made me anime fall with her sudden statement. Two hours? Really? It merely takes me half an hour to get ready for school! "And before you start complaining, Hiro-nii. . . You have to find clothes for our visitors, isn't that right~?"

I suddenly shot up from my bed in realization and looked around, anxiousness covering my eyes. I grabbed Sasuke's sleeve and motioned to Kiba to follow me as I moved towards the room they were sleeping in. When I opened the door, I noticed a sleeping Naruto on the floor while Gaara was standing up, his shirt slightly moved up so I could see his perfectly built abs. . . Or so I wanted to. Because Gaara was wearing his Kazekage clothes and nothing was visible- not even his wrist. Snapping back to reality, I motioned to Gaara to follow me and carry Naruto too or wake him up. Gaara made one of his famous moves and when I was ready to see his sand emitting from the ground, nothing came. The red head tried again, yet nothing happened.

My mouth was agape from the surprise and I let go off Sasuke's sleeve, obviously receiving a death glare from the Uchiha. "Okay, we'll solve this later. Now, follow me" I ordered and finally, Kiba was forced to carry Naruto until the last room of the hallway. 

I turned the key and opened the door, my fingers pressing the switch and letting the light appear in the dusty room. I coughed when I firstly stepped inside it because of the dust but continued until I reached the cupboard. Unlike the rest of the room, the clothes inside the cupboard were well-organized and as clean as Aiko's Otaku certificate. 

I heard the Uchiha cough fakely from behind me, "What are we doing here exactly?"

"I'm trying to find you some clothes from this cupboard, obviously" 

"And how are you going to do this exactly? You and Aiko-chan are girls and I'm definitely not going to wear girly clothes!" Kiba yelled and shaped an 'X' with his hands in front of him.

I sighed and took out some clothes, placing them on the bed, "Idiot. It may be only Aiko and I in this house but that doesn't mean that there weren't any other inhabitants in the past. . . In here. . . If you get what I mean" I tried to clear the situation as understandable as I could but my tries failed when I saw Kiba and a still sleepy Naruto looking at me dumbstruck.

I swear I heard Gaara cringe on the side, "What Sugawara-san is implying is that this was probably her brother's room who is gone now. . . Am I correct?"

"Correct" I nervously replied and placed some dark-colored T-shirts in a pile with blue jeans and a black jacket with white markings on it. Definitely made for Sasuke Uchiha.

And as we all know, Sasuke had to ruin the mood with his usual rude questions, "And where is he now?"

Gritting my teeth, I slapped a shirt above a pair of grey pants, receiving odd looks from the others, "Like Gaara said, he is gone"

"How?"

I stopped my movements and let my hands drop to my sides. I let out a small sigh and faced the others with a serious expression on my face, my features turning in a frown. "My brother. . . My older brother. . . Two years ago, while he had just finished school, he invited us in a dinner out, in a restaurant. Yet, when we arrived there, we realized that. . . that he was. . . g-gone. . ." I clenched my fists and bit my lower lip, turning to face them with teary eyes, "In the Otaku World!"

Sasuke face palmed. Kiba looked at me with a "what-the-actual-eff" expression on his face before his eye started twitching uncontrollably. Naruto fell on the bed asleep. Gaara stayed Gaara. And I just closed myself in a small ball, in a corner of my brother's room. Meanwhile, Sasuke was inspecting closely the clothes and raised an eyebrow at me when he saw the dark ones.

I stood up and huffed, shoving those clothes at him, "Yours. You're welcome". Then, I searched for a certain orange jacket and tossed it to Naruto, together with a white shirt and black baggy pants. My brother sure had a weird taste in clothes. Lastly, I gave to Kiba brownish clothes which were including a long-sleeved shirt with red markings and a well-styled scarf. Gaara was given a plain black shirt with a pair of dark-colored pants. Done.

"Okay guys, just change in your new clothes and then come in the kitchen. Breakfast and your first day in school is waiting for you~" I sang happily and skipped out of the room, heading towards the kitchen. When I entered it, I saw Sakura already eating a piece of pancake while Aiko was drinking some coffee. Yuck.

Sakura waved at me and I looked at the clothes I had given to her; she was looking nice in them. It finally proved that my school didn't need any kind of uniform and that was a relief because I could wear whatever I pleased. I grabbed a pancake and started munching it, enjoying one of the few things Aiko was making right. 

I suddenly felt a burning sensation in my stomach and I had to open my mouth in order not to choke and that made the mashed pancake being seen by both girls. Aiko scrunched up her nose and covered her eyes, "Hiro-nii, there are some things that needn't be seen by us"

I took down the pancake with the assistance of some water and I glared at my sister but she seemed unaffected by it since she had gotten used to me. "I don't need to see some things either, Aiko, yet I see you every day"

"You're so mean, Hiro-niiiiii!!!" Aiko whined and threw her arms around me in a headlock position.

"You. . . You're trying t-to choke. . . me right now, s-s. . .top" I struggled to say and I was saved by Sakura who managed to pull Aiko away from me before she could kill me. 

The rest of the Naruto cast entered the kitchen with their new clothes. I have to admit, Sasuke looks pretty cu-- Bad, horrible, with those clothes. But Gaara. . . My dreamy panda with chocolate on top looks amazing with that adorable emo look. Daydream mode: On. I was like that during a small period of time until Aiko snapped me out of my daze and made me stand up- school time! Yay! Note the sarcasm, of course. It isn't only that I will attend the same school as the anime freaking characters, but I will be fed up with the bullshit of my classmates. Holy Jashin, help me out here!

. . .

Arriving at the front of the school, the noobs (as I decided to call the Naruto cast since they knew nothing about my world) followed me from behind and we took their programs. And because luck hates me so much, I had almost nothing in common with them! Only P.E. with Sakura, Social Studies with Kiba and . . . oh my god. Art Class with Gaara! Jashin heard my prayer! Now I shall sacrifice someone to him as a sign of faith. Hmm. . . the Uchiha could make a good duck soup for Jashin-sama. ..  I will think about it during Math class.

"Okay guys, I will let my things in my first class and then show you where yours are" I instructed and surprisingly, they followed me without any complaints. From the corner of my eye I noticed that they were observing with amazement the new environment around them. Smirking slightly, I carried on my way.

I finally opened dramatically the door of my class and smirked widely at my classmates, "Yo, this is shark week! Wazzup, sluts?!" I quoted a parody my sister was watching yesterday and watched the dumbfounded faces of my classmates. I swear, they were so hilarious that even Itachi would laugh!

Suddenly, a certain blonde boy hopped in front of me, knelled down, took my hand and looked at me with his blue bright eyes while holding a rose towards me, "My, the princess has arrived? I wasn't informed about this!"

My eyes widened in utter surprise, "You!"

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And. . . And?!?! What?! Why did I end it there? Damn. . . Screw the author! 

Oh. Yeah. Hi there.

Ignore my arguments with myself- I have my own personal psychological problems. But muahaha, a cliff hanger and a longer chapter! Bu-yah! I hope you enjoyed it, even though it wasn't as funny as the previous ones. . . Either way! Who is that mysterious blonde boy? Huuuuh? *dun dun duuuun*

Dedicated to Sassy-san (KawaiiAeon) for being a faithful reader of this book and just a small surprise, okay? Good luck with your studies and with your books!