- Chapter 05 -

Too cliche to happen

"Eeeh? Why?" I asked shocked as everyone denied going for shopping. I pouted as always and crossed my arms. Why wouldn't they just follow the damn plot?! I want to go for shopping either way! I need to buy new clothes for school because the ones Aiko bought me were bigger than she calculated.

My annoyingly creepy sister adjusted her invisible and non-existent glasses, only to throw a completely ridiculous and lame excuse, "This is too cliche to happen. We should do something more. . . tche, original~"

A vein popped for the millionth time on the side of my head, "Eh? Are you going to write a book about it, idiot?"

"Yeap"

"Whaaa?!"

Aiko gave me one of those sneaky smirks which meant only one thing: she was planning on doing something. Something big and bad. "I will surely make a fan-fiction based on this! Everyone from in here will be included and it's gonna be freakin' awesome! Let's see about the title. . . 'Stuck in the Human World'? Eh. . . 'Parallel Dimensions'? Or maybe. . . 'The Stupid Chronicles: Flipped Worlds'?"

I sweat dropped at the background together with Sakura who had been watching our conversation, "This is even more stupid"

"Oi! My fan-fiction isn't stupid!"

Sighing, I adverted my gaze back to our unexpected visitors who were impatiently waiting for our controversy to be put in an end. "Eeh. . . You can stay in these clothes, I suppose, until further news. I can give some of my clothes to Sakura and I think that Sasuke's shirt is. . . okay?"

"What is bad with my clothes?" Gaara questioned with a tint of annoyance in his voice. "They are showing my superiority and reign in Sunagakure, partly"

I gave him a blunt look which was pinpointing how wrong he was, "S-Sakura-san, follow me" I simply said and motioned to the pink female to follow me. As we went upstairs, I kept wondering. . . What the actual heck am I doing? But this can't be answered until this whole situation will be over. Right or wrong? The same answer again.

"Here" I told Sakura as I handed her a pair of tight jeans and a sleeveless green shirt. She easily changed to the shirt but the problem came when she looked at the pair of jeans like it was some sort of an alien.

I cocked an eyebrow at her, "What? Haven't you wore a jean before?"

"What is a jean?"

"Here we go again" I muttered and took the pants. I showed her the zipper and the button and made a brief example so she could comprehend it. Sakura nodded and she took the jean from my hands. I casually walked out and waited for her to wear the clothes until I heard an acute sound coming from the room, followed by a loud "bang!". I rushed inside and found Sakura in the most awkward position. She was laying on the floor, the jean hanging from her feet while her, erm. . . pink underwear was clearly visible to me.

I quickly covered my eyes but turned my head towards Sakura's direction. "Idiot! What do you think you're doing?!"

"Trying to wear that blue snake's skin!"

"It's called 'jean'!"

After a lot of struggles, whining and awkward positions, Sakura wore the pair of jeans and sat on my bed exhausted. Meanwhile, I had caught my hair in a nerdy ponytail because I was sweating uncontrollably. I was too hot for my own good. . . or it was just the last summer heat. Now that I mention it, school will be starting in three days and I will be leaving the house for a couple of hours. What are the anime characters going to do? I can't just leave them alone in the house! They can even burn it down! Except from Gaara who will be standing on the sidelines, making sandcastles.

I abruptly stood up and stormed down in the living room where the boys had stayed with Aiko. Well, needless to say that she had messed up with Sasuke's hair so badly that they weren't looking as a 'duck's butt', according to her. They were looking like a llama had just spitted on them. Returning back to reality; I pulled my sister to a corner and let the others play with the different weird things they either wanted to touch or to make sure they were working. I had to explain to her how the situation had.

"Aiko, we have a problem"

She quirked an eyebrow and crossed her arms, taking that high-profile expression, "What is it, Hiro-nii~?"

"Don't call me---! Anyways" I tried to calm down and just not scold her for calling me like that for the umpteenth time, "In three days, you'll have to attend university again. I will have to go to school and try to get some good grades. Who is going to babysit the Naruto characters?"

The brown haired Otaku seemed to be in deep thought as she rubbed her chin and looked at nothing, trying to find a solution. Finally, she raised up her index finger and let out a victorious sound. "What is it?" I asked excitedly, hoping that despite her immature nature, she would have found something. 

Aiko just winked secretly at me and grabbed the phone device, dialing a number, "Himitsu~~"

"Just tell me! Oi! Where are you going?!" I tried to grab her and drag her back but she rushed up to upstairs, yelling me to order some fast food from China Town. How troublesome can she be?! She better have a good solution about this problem because I will have to think for one. Think. This is a taboo word for me and you should never tell me to think because. . . well, I never do it. Only in critical and crucial situations.

I approached silently the Naruto characters and plopped in a seat besides Sasuke on the sofa. That damn sofa. . . It brought those annoying yet lovable guys in my house! "So, what do you wanna eat?"

"Ramen!" Naruto was the first one to state his opinion, of course. We ended up ordering food from China Town anyways so everyone would be happy. 

While waiting, Kiba sat besides me and started petting Akamaru, "Ano, Sugawara-san, why are you helping us?" he asked and every head in the room turned around to face me with either a concerned or a confused expression. 

Sweet, Now I have to explain them something I don't even know myself. "Eeh, you see. . . I think I'm starting- no, I will try to. . . erhm, like you guys"

Suddenly, Sasuke started laughing. This bitter, harsh, heart-breaking- okay I'll stop now. It was weird. I will search on Youtube later a fan-made video about Sasuke's laugh and see if it even exists in the anime. "Try to start liking us? No way. We don't even like you to begin with" he stated coldly after he stopped laughing which caused me to glare hardly at him. How dare he! That little--

Fortunately, the bell rang at the moment I was ready to charge at him and saved his ass. Only for this time. I opened the door and took the food, paying for it with Aiko's money. I headed off back to the living room and handed to each one of them their desired food which they immediately opened and started devouring. They must've been hungry from all that dimensional change.

I took out my chopsticks and started eating too my ramen; yes, I had bought the same as Naruto because we share the same passion. Not in that point but hypothetically, we are ramen pals. Join our club! 

"Ya know what" I started, swallowing some noodles, "The guy who added 's' in 'fast food' was a very sneaky little bastard" And I continued eating without affecting anyone with my remark, only Kiba who let out a small laugh.

Finishing with our meals, I was ready to put the plates in the sink and wash them but suddenly, Aiko barged in the room. She was smirking widely and something, just that little voice in my head, was telling me that she had done something that I would regret for the rest of my life.

"Guess what~~!" she sang, earning all of our attention, "Guess who is going to attend Hiro-nii's school together with her~?"

"Who?" Naruto asked with curiosity but inside me, I prayed she wouldn't say what I didn't want to hear. My heart ached dangerously in my chest as she answered his question.

She flashed them a cheeky smile, "You guys!"

Say good-bye to the plates I was holding. We didn't go shopping but they were going to attend the same school as I would. Tell me, isn't this too cliche to happen?

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I updated once more! Woohoo :D I hope you liked this chapter and I must apologize for them being so short and not so humorous. I will try and put as much humor as I can in the next chapters UwU

Just some fun questions:

| Do you ship someone with anyone up until now?

| What do you think that will happen next?

Dedicated to Ren-chan (StrawberryWoman). She rocks and she's my everything so beware- I'm not going to share her with anyone ;3