So today Aizawa my manager and only friend ( ;-; ) has lined up some weird STUPIDD ships for me to cringe at!

Get the garbage can ready..AND LET'S GO!!

All Might x  Deku

....
*Barfs*
I would never! My boy has a future! He'll have fangirls lining up to him! I simply cannot date him...I'm too old!

All Might x Aizawa
...
I see why you put this
.
This ship was canon (on Kik) before _Present_Mic_ got her but it sunk so I recommend you to stop shipping a divorced couple! Well..we're not a couple but..

All Might x Endeavor
...
NO

All Might x Midnight

YOU ASSHOLE!
Midnight is my girlfriend!

All Might x Ur mom

......Really?

(In the background you could hear an Aizawa laughing his ass off, it fills you with determination)

All Might x Tomura
STOP IT, GET SOME HELP

All Might x Toriel

Would make a great wife but I don't like the idea of sleeping next to a goat..

Toriel - I don't like the idea of sleeping next to a zombie lookin-

Asshole...

All Might x Food

I completely approve of this ship!