GOOD MORNING, AFTERNOON AND NIGHT TO YOU FELLOW READER!

I, ALL MIGHT WILL BE HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU!! Or try...;-;

SO TODAY WE ARE TRYING RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE INCLUDING POSSIBLE VILLAINOUS 3 YEAR OLDS THAT WISH TO SEE ME DIE!

GO AHEAD CHILD! YOU CAN COMMENT SOMETHING FOR ME TO DO! (Some are made up and others are from real ppl on the internet that like/hate All Might)

Person 1 - Pls lie in the middle of the road and pretend you're dead until a car hits your ugly ass face

well child..that's dark..
BUT I'LL DO IT!

So I went up to a car on the road, they literally stopped for me cause they were so shocked to see me! ALL MIGHTTT!!

So then I started lying like you told me to

"Did you know driving cars can get you pregnant?"

The woman in the seat covered her mouth, shocked

I stood there waiting for a car to hit me...but they all stopped and camera flashes were everywhere!

Sorry child, nobody would hit me

Person 2 - Saitama wannabe, hell one punch ur asshole

Saitama who? Sorry, I'm in a different anime dumb ass! At least I don't wank to a robot with no genitals!

Person 3 - Can u teach us how to cook?

OF COURSE!!!

So first, you buy a computer, you sit down, then you search up recipes, then you become a famous hero like me, and get fans to give you wonderful gifts! Or you can request gifts!

Person 4 - Pls stab yourself with a katana

SURE THING!

I'll even get on the roof of the U.A and stab myself with the katana!

*All Might raises the katana in front of everyone, he thrusts it into his chest, the katana shatters, refusing to pierce through the skin*

The hell? It broke?

SOMEBODY HAND ME ANOTHER KNIFE!!

Obviously it won't work if it already broke once..are you that willing to do everything your haters and fans say? - Aizawa

FUCK YEAH!!

Lay your other stuff down in the comments!

- All Might

P.S If All Might dies from one of these, I'm going to find you..put you to sleep...and bury you 6 feet underground..got it? Hehe~ - Midnight