The biggest Harry Potter fans (definitely the most loyal!)

The biggest Disney fans (because no one sings like Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors)

Sweet and adorable (I'm pretty sure even Ernie MacMillan thought this)

The cookie fiends (probably true)

Background music (depending on the class, sometimes true)

The bestest house ever!!! (I mean, I can't disagree...)

The coolest house ever!! (Cool? Uh, maybe?)

The coolest kids in school! (Ha ha, no.)

Teacher's favorites! (Along with the Ravenclaws, I'm sure)