Hufflepuff goes to Ilvermorny

"Why are those statues moving?"

"OHMYGOSH a head just talked to me!"

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"What the heck is a pukwudgie?"

"Didn't you pay attention in Care of magical creatures?

"No."

"Me neither. Maybe it's like an antelope?"

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"Everyone talks funny."

"That's because we're in America."

"I know, but it's not just the accent. They say stuff like 'lit' and 'dab.' What the heck does that mean?"

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"I found out what dabbing is."

"What?"

"Smelling your armpits."

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"What house do you think I'd be in?"

"Pukwudgie, maybe Thunderbird."

"What? I'm totally a Wampus!"

"Wampus are warriors! You knit socks!"

"I'm a sock warrior!"