Gaster!Sans

• Hey Gaster!Sans do you still like puns? If you do I bet you have a skele'ton' of them.

Hahahahaha.

No.

• FUK U G!SANS

okay

• Can we do dares?

Yeah sure I dare you to smoke a cigarette.

(A/N: DONT DO DRUGS KIDS)

• I know you want sex with meh 7u7

Keep it PG for me, okay?

• Do you see you and Frisk having a relationship?

Nah, he's like a brother to me.

• Will you marry me?!

Will you buy me a cigarette packet?

• WHAT ARE THOOOSEEEE?

Can I go?

• I see the way you look at the protagonist -wink, wink-

...

• H-Hi... could I... uhm could I g-get a quick k-kiss? Sorry... y-you don't h-have to... sorry...

Woah, I think I found Naptablooks other cousin

• Do you wanna get back together with Y/N?

Hhahahahahaha what

• Hmmmmmm why you such a bitch to Y/N if you want to have memories back with her?

I miss her, but I guess it hard to forgive her after all she put me through...

• *smirk* oh sansssss wanna listen to this song? *plays cry baby*

Wait is that Melanie Martinez or The Neighbourhood?

• Sans why do you hate me? (She seems to have an emotional face)

No no, please don't cry do you want a cigarette??

(A/N: SERIOUSLY DONT DO DRUGS)

• Why must you act so harsh are you tsundere or something?

I'm not an anime character, please stop.

• G Sans why are you acting like this? I know sorry won't cut it and it's a word cowards use and they can think it can clear their slate but that's all I can say and do. What do you want from me?

Cigarettes.

• How are you and Papy related to Gaster?

So when two skeletons fall in love they- oh wait keep it PG. Guess I'll have to show you later ;)

• G you need emotional help lik professional emotional help.

You can thank my dad for that :)))))))

• Go fuKc

okay

Frisk

• WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?

Lmao thanks

• How did you become so awesome?

I used butterscotch cinnamon pie body wash. It makes you smell and look 100 times more awesome ;)

• How do you smell so good?

^^

• Do you still have a crush on Sansy?

W-what noo...

• How did you get such nice thighs?

I got tips from Mettaton.

• Why you got such nice thighs and personality

I work out a lot too, and idk I mean my personality isn't the best part ;)

• Frisk, I dare you to run up to Papyrus and G!Sans and kiss dem ON DA LIP

Sans, maybe but Paps is like a dad

• Frisk why don't you cut your hair?

The man buns are a massive part of my life sorry

Papyrus

• What would happen if every plate of spaghetti disappeared?

IM AFRAID, I WOULD DISAPPEAR TOO. I AM ONE WITH THE PASTA!

• *whispers* do you still have a crush on Frisk?

WHY WOULD I WANT TO 'CRUSH' FRISK?

• Paps can I help cook with you?

WHY, YES PLEASE!

Grillby

• What do you think about Sans' drinking problem?

Well, while he's drunk he talks a lot about a girl named Y/N... maybe that's the reason why? He does drink way too much though...

• How is life being a flame?

I'll tell you its not very cool

• Can I hug you?

I don't mind... :3

• Why are you so flaming hawt

I'm so fire

• Why are you so nice to G!Sans but he's so mean to you sometimes? You like him?? -wink wink

He's not mean, just snappy sometimes. It's his personality I guess, I accept that. And yes I do like him, as a friend.

• Grillby you're so flaming hot. Get it?

Haha yes, I did get it.

Flowey

• Can you play smash with me?!

Can I play smash with your head?

• Can I pick off your petals one by one?

GET OFF ME YOU PERV

• I love you :3

Same, I love me too

• Do you miss me?

Nah because I get more food now

• Are you still enjoying your strawberries?

Darling, I bathe in your strawberries ;))

• Are you evil or do you just like strawberries and pancakes?

STRAWBERRIES AND PANCAKES. Although, the evil thing sounds cool.

• Flowey can I get a hug? (Says please 1000000 times)

No

Asgore

• What's your favourite place in the underground and why?

My garden, it's where I reflect the most.

• Would you like a cup of tea?

Why, yes please.

• DADDDDDD sans is being rude to me

W-well if calling me your father makes you happy... And why ever would Sans be rude?

Toriel

• If you had the chance do redo anything that happened in your life, what would it be?

I wouldn't have not let my son leave the underground... and also the horrible pie I baked this morning.

• Can you name all of the fallen children's names?

Chara, Betty, Bob, Becky, Brit, Ben, Barry, Frisk and Y/N.

• Can I go back and live with you? Because Sans is rude and tires to kill me sometimes.

I don't know if I can allow you- wait, WHOS TRYING TO KILL YOU CHILD?

Alphys

• If you could redirect Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2, would you do it different?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME OF COURSE I FUCK- I mean, Y-yeah.

• What's your favourite anime other than Mew Mew Kissy Cutie?

I, erm, I don't think it's actually legal...

• Plz can we just sit down and watch anime for a whole day?

I w-would very much like that actually! If you don't mind...

• Alphys do you play anime games? If not here (gives 100 anime games and 10 top rated anime movies)

O-oh! Thank you! I'll definitely try some of these.

Undyne

• Who does your hair? I mean it's flawless!!

Hah, Alphys does because she says it makes me look like an anime character.

• Are you in a relationship with Alphys yet?

Yet? What's that supposed to mean? She's mine, back off punk.

• What happened to your eye? The one with the eye patch.

I was making spaghetti one day with Papyrus when some hot sauce splashed into my eye as I violently stirred it. I couldn't see after and Alphys said my eye had gone blind. At least I get to wear this cool eye patch though! Makes me look tough.

• Undyne I have a spear collection, pick any one you want.

I WANT THEM ALL

Sans' bed

• How many times out of all the timelines have G!Sans and Y/N had sex?

I've lost count tbh

• How many times has Sans done it on you

^^

• How do you feel when Sans doesn't clean you?

Dirty ;)))

• Can I sleep on you? School is hard.

Like Sans' dick for Y/N or...?

• Are you okay? Some girls around Snowdin told me Sans gets rough sometimes.

Oh, but I like it rough ;)))

• Can I fix you up? Like fix the bed sheets and such?

You can fix me up whenever you want ;))

• Why are you on this list?

I'm important, gosh. Just think you wouldn't of been able to do your business with your skeledude if it wasn't for me.

• Ok, what things other than sleeping has happened to you?

Well there was the thing with Frisk, which tbh I rlly enjoyed, but I'm pretty sure I can make you happen on me ;))

• Can I *falls asleep on the bed* zzz oh god your so comfortable zzzzz

I just... Please don't get off me

• How many lemon juice stains do you have ~

Sans did spill lemonade on me once...

W.D Gaster

• Why do you talk fucking backwards? I cant understand you half the time. I mean bOi are you physically unable to speak correctly?

HAHAHAH SUCKERS I CAN SPEAK PROPERLY

• Why?

Count all the times the word 'Why' has been said in this book. The number is how old I am ;)))

• Why do you look like a melting penguin thing?

I'm offended.

• Why are you so good at bothering Sans and making me laugh so much?

What

• Hello new daddy, meet my daddy Asgore!

Hallo.

• Please just please instead of being a negative Nancy to your son, just try to be happy for them [Y/N and G!Sans] I mean at least you ain't stuck in the void.

I only try to look out for my son, after all it was Y/N who broke him. And being a 'demon' isn't really any better.

• What's it like living in someone's head? I wanna know so badly.

Torture. You get to see someone living their own life while all you can do is sit there and watch as you can literally feel yourself withering away.

• Why are you so against your son having a love interest?

She broke him.

• Why do you like to just bother and nag at G!Sans?

It's my way of protecting him.

• Why are you so kawaii?

Wut

• How are you so awesome? :3

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• GASTER DO YOU LOVE ASGORE? OTP

Haha, no...

Chara

• How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

5

• Can you possess me?

I could do if I really wanted too. But I feel like that's an invasion of privacy.

• Chara I made music for you, here I go WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDEEEEE

Oh.

AUTHOR Q&A

• Why are you so awesome?

The real question is, why are you so awesome for awesomely typing this awesomeness question off an awesome keyboard?

• Why are you so good at writing? Like I suck so much

R u joking.

The first book I ever published on here (Sans x Reader) I actually unpublished because it was so bad. And tbh my writing is pretty average for a 13 year old.

YES IM 13.

I'm not gonna say I'm mature for my age because that is completely and utterly not true and also bs. I'm so immature and I laugh at the most stupidest things.

Don't ever say that you suck at writing! Practice makes perfect and that's what I'm doing right now.

• Who's your favourite YouTuber?

danisnotonfire, amazingphil, jacksepticeye, thatcherjoe, pewdiepie and that's about it I think.

• Do you play piano?

Yup.

• How do you plan on ending this book?

Idk yet actually.

Would you guys like me to carry on for a while more and make it more fluffy or would that ruin the story???

• How do you write so good? I'm rubbish.

No no no, you're not rubbish! It takes just a bit of inspiration, confidence and determination to write.

And my writing isn't exactly the best xD but thank you so much!

• DO YOU LIKE BACON??

YES

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A/N: THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO MAKE EVEN THO IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING MY HISTORY HOMEWORK.

I also wanna say thank you so so so much to those of you who made me feel better! It made my school day brighter thinking that there are people who really like my book!

Thank you to each and everyone of you, whoever you are.

-sansisnotonfire ❤️❤️❤️