So, on New Years, my family was watching Divergent and my brother James had a theory about potato monsters.

(Italics is me, bold is him)

"You know that wall?"

"Yeah."

"How about those farmers?"

"Yeah, so?"

"I bet that there are potato monsters."

"What?"

"The wall is to protect from the potato monsters."

"..."

"Ya see, the potato monsters live in the fields, and the fields are outside of the wall. The farmers are the ones who keep them in control."

"Is that why they say potatoes have eyes?"

"Yes, and big sharp teeth."

"Okay, cool."

"May the french fries be ever in your favour!"

"Wrong movie, dude."

Yeah. That happened.