chapter 7
I wish that there was away to get rid of Aro and Cauis for good what I need is a demon just as I was thinking that someone creepy thing should up in my room
"Um who are you ?" I asked great there now a demon in my room
A/n not my song but I did change a few things in the song to the fit storyline all right go to the maker of the song but I do not know there name but they get all of the credit of the song .
[Beetlejuice]
You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
"Yes I do! Yes I do!"
Girl, the way I see it
Your problems should be leaving
And you should stick around
(Beetlejuice spoken)
And kill them
[Renesmee, spoken]
What?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Nothing.
(Beetlejuice)
So, Renemesee, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
They is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
[Renesmee]
No!
[Beetlejuice]
The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name!
Go ahead and do nothing but that won't stop them
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your them so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but Coach-
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
[Renemesee, spoken]
I don't know your name.
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Well, I can't say it.
[Renesmee, spoken]
How 'bout a game of charades?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Yes, let's play it!
[Renesmee, spoken]
Two words...
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Right.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Second word?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Uh-huh.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Drink?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
No.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Beverage?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
No.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Wine?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
No!
[Renesmee, spoken]
Juice?!
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Yes!
[Renesmee, spoken]
Okay. First word...
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Okay.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Bug?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
No.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Ant?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Close, but no.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Beetle?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Yes!
[Renesmee, spoken]
Beetle-juice?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Wow, I'm impressed. And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready?
[Renesmee, spoken]
Yeah...
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Okay, go.
[Renemesee, spoken]
Beetlejuice...
[Beetlejuice spoken]
Yes...
[Renemesee, spoken]
Beetlejuice...
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Yes...
[Renesmee, spoken]
Bee-
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Oh! Oh! This is gonna be so good!
[Renesmee, spoken]
-cause!
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
What?
[Renesmee]
You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Beetlejuice
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Yes!
[Renesmee]
Beetlejuice
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Yes!
[Renesmee]
Being young and female
Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming' with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Okay, Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Be a doll and spare the lecture
[Beetlejuice]
I'm offering you a full-time specter
[Renemesee]
Are you any good?
[Beetlejuice]
You betcha
Trust me, baby!
[Renesmee]
I just met ya
Really, it's a flattering offer
[Beetlejuice]
Don't you wanna see them suffer?
[Renesmee]
I think I'd rather just let them-
[Beetlejuice]
No!
[Renesmee]
I may not be strong
But Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references?
[Jane, spoken]
Renemesee, there you are!
[Jasper, spoken]
Are you alright?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!
[Jasper, spoken]
Get away from her! Renesmee, this is a dangerously unstable individual.
[Beetlejuice possesses Jane and Jasper.]
[Jane]
Beetlejuice is sexy!
[Jasper]
Beetlejuice is smart!
[Jane & Jasper]
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
[Jane, spoken]
What the heck was that?
[Jasper, spoken]
So violating!
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews.
[Jasper, spoken]
What was that?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Any ghost?
[Beetlejuice, spoken]
Pretty much, any ghost well do, sure.
[Renesmee, spoken]
Then, Beetlejuice... what do I need you for?
[Beetlejuice]
Whoa, whoa
Whoa whoa whoa!
Hold up! Hold up, girl!
I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on the sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever!
[Renesmee pushes Beetlejuice off of the roof of the house.]
Agh!
[Jasper & Jane, spoken]
Renemesee!
[Renesmee, spoken]
What? He was already dead. And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff.
(Renesmee,sung)
We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck them this evening
Together we can make a grown man's weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
[Jasper, spoken]
Okay, so what's the plan?
[Renesmee Jasper & Jane]
Teach them a lesson
They gonna freak when we possess them
So, they wants a perfect world
I'll lead them to slaughter
Yeah, I got game!
I'm gonna make them say my name
(Make them say your name)
I'll make them say my name
(Make them say your name)
I'll make them say my name
(Make them say your name)
I'm Not running away!
I'll make them say my name!
"Okay so no more calling on demons to help we gotta luck he show up but that is a great but please do not call anymore demons in fact do not use that gift unless you have to but please do not use it " uncle Jasper say
"Okay but we need away to get Italy because they know I'm am not dead but they do not know that I know what they did but they ask me to come I think this is the perfect time to take them out for good I could ask to talk to them without the guard there because I want to talk about join but we all know that is not what is going to happen after they agreed then I well open up a way to hell and make demons take them in then close it one they that is good that I can make them do anything I want."
"That is a great plan why did you not come up with plans like this to get away from your evil step families when you need to?" They ask me
"I do not know but now I have something to fight for and not just our family but the whole vampire world if I do not stop them then they well just keep doing what ever they even ever something do not go there way and that is not what a good king do they do what is best for the people" I tell
next thing I know we in Italy "I well never get use to that but soon I well not need to because I well find away to bring you guys back"
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