You have got to be shitting me.

Was I seriously inside a coffin? Was I buried alive? Does that mean I didn't actually die? Was I about to?

Remembering that really old YouTube animation about what to do if you suddenly woke up in a coffin, I tried to keep my breathing at a minimum despite my panic.

God, I really hate small spaces like this. I thought I got over my claustrophobia years ago, but apparently not.

Screaming for help would do no good— it would only increase my anxiety and breathing, which are two things I absolutely do not want in a case like this.

I felt around for the edge of the lid, trying to burrow my fingers into the crack and maybe push it open. I was so focused that I didn't notice the noises coming from outside until a muffled voice nearly made me jump out of my skin.

"I better hurry up and find that uniform before somebody spots me..."

What the hell.

My mind went into overdrive. What uniform? Why did the guy (I think it was a guy?) sound like he was trying to be sneaky? Was he going to pretend to be a worker at the cemetery?

Also, why the actual fuck does he sound like he's directly outside my coffin.

Did he dig me up? That would be kind of convenient, actually. I'd better remember to thank him once I got out... if I ever got out.

"Urgggh, this lid weighs a ton!"

Ha ha, weak. I allowed myself to be amused for a moment, before a realization hit me like that bastard Truck-kun. Wait, does he mean the lid to my coffin?!

WHY DOES THIS MAN WANT MY SCHOOL UNIFORM.

Fear surged back into my chest, and I shoved against the lid with all I had. To my immense surprise, it burst open, even though that was kinda what I was going for in the first place.

I didn't hesitate. Shooting up like a rocket, I tried to run away but froze in my tracks.

I wasn't in a cemetery. I was inside some magical fuckland of reality-breaking physics that should never be possible.

Oh my God. Was all I could think as my brain tried to comprehend the giant non-reflective mirror and floating coffins.

"Hey! Are you even listening?!"

I wasn't.