Sheriff-

Joel

Sheriff-

Where's my homework

TallSkyGod-

Idk what you mean 🤗

Sheriff-

I saw you take it from my bag :/ i was just too busy yesterday to message you about it

TallSkyGod-

Ohhhh that

TallSkyGod-

Yeah it's at my house

Sheriff-

Well where's your house then

TallSkyGod-

I'm not telling you my address nerd

MythicalSausage-

I'll send you his address Jimmy

TallSkyGod-

WTF /nm

MythicalSausage-

I like causing drama what can I say 🤭

Sheriff-

Thanks man :D

Sheriff-

Joel I'm on my way to your house you better give me my homework back

TallSkyGod-

Or what?

Sheriff-

I'll get Dad involved

TallSkyGod-

Shejfj sjjdkskkdj wait no

Dad-

Hey guys! What did I miss?

TallSkyGod-

AAAAAAAAAAA

Dad-

...?

Sheriff-

Lmao read the previous messages

Dad-

Oh, that was very comedic timing.

Half catgirl-

Guys does anyone know how to get out of the school

Half catgirl-

Theoretically

Dad-

I beg your pardon?

MythicalSausage-

??

Half catgirl-

I might have (theoretically) broken into the school at the weekend with Scott to get my bag back, which I theoretically would have left in the school on Friday

Dad-

YOU AND SCOTT BROKE INTO THE SCHOOL?!

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Wtf Lizzie why would you throw me under the bus

Half catgirl-

If I'm going down I'm taking you with me llama boy

Gem-

Wait what?

falsesymmetry-

Huh?

Dad-

And you're stuck in there?

Half catgirl-

Theoretically we would have accidentally broken the lock on the door of M8 and would (theoretically) be trapped inside

Dad-

Okay, well you need to (theoretically) GET OUT OF THERE :/

ShubbleYT-

I could try and magic them out

Dad-

Shelby, I love you dearly (/p), but do you remember what happened last time you tried to magic someone out of somewhere?

ShubbleYT-

It's fiiiine, the feathers on his wings grew back eventually

MythicalSausage-

?

ShubbleYT-

Long story

ShubbleYT-

Would you guys like me to (theoretically) teleport you out of there? With the risk of losing a few body parts? /hj

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I mean that sounds better than a detention

Dad-

SCOTT

Dad-

NO

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Just saying Dad

Dad-

...

ShubbleYT-

Okay gimme a sec guys :D

Half catgirl-

Selfvirgkwfwiefwifwjshhssatastherfrufurkgkrofck

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

SHELBY YOU BROKE MY PENCIL :((

ShubbleYT-

Why did you have a pencil on you in the first place?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

To break the lock, obviously

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Makeshift lock pick yk

Dad-

Well, I'm glad you're okay now.

Dad-

But SO HELP ME, SCOTT MAJOR AND LIZZIE SHADOWLADY, IF EITHER OF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN-

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Ahfjekjfjskkakkdjd I'm sorry :(((

Half catgirl-

At least I got my bag

TallSkyGod-

Why do children keep materialising in my garden

~TallSkyGod sent jimmycalledhimtinytom.png~

(It's a picture of Jimmy holding a small child with purple-gray skin, dark brown hair and brown eyes. The child is wearing a Christmas sweater that is far too big for him.)

Sheriff-

My kid now :D

TallSkyGod-

You can take him I already have Hermes

TallSkyGod-

Hey Pix you're a grandfather again

Dad-

Never refer to me as a grandfather ever again, I'm not even a father- /nm /lh

Sheriff-

His name is Tiny Tom :D

TallSkyGod-

Sounds like Tiny Tim

Sheriff-

Shush :D

Sheriff-

Let me have this one Joel :D

In this au Joel doesn't immediately give away his child as a Christmas gift woo :D

Also tysm for 4k reads <333 :D