Who Dj'd at Einstein's Birthday party?

E=mc^2!

Dad: Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?

Son: What?

Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

Son: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you'd get stuck there...

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go a head, I gotta give these two a lift!

I like to practice my knock-knock jokes.... I just a door them!

Alright, Alright that's all! XD I'm slowly dying of laughter...