"Doctor. I require your expertise."

"Hmmmmmm? What's the problem?"

"I've been distracted lately."

"...Use your words, General."

"I- Ugh. I've been having thoughts."

"Distracting thoughts?"

"Yes."

"Well, what are they about? I know you're not exactly the chatty type, but I do need more information to help you."

"I've been having thoughts about- Well, about a person. A colonel who I've had communications with in the past few weeks. He is sharp and capable, but also loyal and obedient. All of that is true, but- I don't understand  why he lingers in my mind. Or why being in the same room as him is so... distracting. I fear I have been cursed."

"Cursed... Blazing moon, you have a crush!"

"What? No I don't."

"Yes, you do. General, you just described a crush. By the King, I- This is incredible. I simply must know more."

"I'm going to execute you."

"No, you're not. Now tell me all about this colonel, and I can give you some advice."