"Hii!"

"He... llo... What are you drawing."

"It's me carrying the Supreme Leader out of a burning building. Bridal-style, to be exact."

"Yeah, I see that. Why- Do I want to know why there are hearts surrounding you two? And why he's blushing??"

"Because it's ship art, obviously. Haven't I taught you enough about fandom history?"

".....Your anarchist great-grandpa would be very disappointed."

"On the contrary, I think great grandpa Will would be proud of this!"

"Uh-huh. Why?"

"Because I've gained the ability to make a dictator incredibly uncomfortable, just by showing him a picture!"

"Distressingly, I can't argue with that logic. You'd better hide it before Ma and Pa see it, though."

"Yeah, yeah, I know." *pops up a floorboard to reveal a thick stack of printer and lined paper*

"Oh my god, how much of this have you drawn?"

"Oh, it's not all self-ship. Some of it is just heresy. Or treason. I think I have a plan to blow up the Capitol somewhere in here..."

"That didn't answer my question."

"Is that Ma I hear coming up the stairs? You'd better go back to your room!"

"You little... Oh shit, you're right!"