Angel, standing over a corpse: Feminism is when you kill people. The more people you kill, the more of a feminist you are.

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Angel: We need a plan to beat them.
Sal: Way ahead of you. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food-
Angel: You are an idiot.
Sal: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Amaterasu: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Feral: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Sal: Angel, are you in love with Cleo?
Angel: *sweating* No...
Sal: Then why do you draw 'C+H' in hearts everywhere?
Angel: It stands for crime and heists.

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Amaterasu: Well, I have to go. I have a wedding to attend.
Steelheart: Oh... I think I have a wedding to attend too.
Wraith: I have a wedding to attend as well!
Feral: I think we all have weddings to attend.
Scope, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!

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Angel: Every time I inhale, I can feel my spine pop.
Sal: *muttering under his breath* And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly...

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Cleo: I love this whole 'good cop, bad cop' thing you and Angel have going on.
Sal: Oh, it's not really a thing. It's just that I'm nice and Angel is not.

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Scope: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Wraith: If?
Feral: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Scope, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Wraith: Hey.
Steelheart: Hello.
Mulch: Hi!
Scope: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Wraith: We ran out of Doritos.

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Amaterasu: Allow me to offer some friendly advice-
Scope: Yeah, no.
Amaterasu: Consider it unfriendly advice, then,

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Sal: Sorry I traumadumped about my dad. Do you still think I'm hot?

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Wraith: Weatherboy, derogatory.
Feral: What does that mean?
Wraith: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

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Amaterasu, trying to bond: Great job on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get those fake skulls?
Angel: ...Fake?

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Scope: Feral is banned from that buffet, so we can't go there.
Feral: Well, they shouldn't have said 'all you can eat' if they didn't mean it.
Wraith: Bro, you ate a chair.