Chapter: 14

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"Wait... You just want to go to your house? Why?" Tsukiko asked. Kakashi looked at her blankly.

"Why spend money when you could just make the food?" Kakashi asked. 

"I don't think he means that, he probably just wants to rape you there," A new voice piped in.

"Ever heard of staying away from the old men?" Another voice asked. Leo walked on Tsukiko's side while Seth was at Kakashi's. Tsukiko looked at the two and smiled. 

"Do you guys want to eat?" Tsukiko asked, "I could buy ya something~!" 

"Sure~!/ We don't need to eat, but I'd go anyways." Leo and Seth replied. Kakashi internally groaned at having the two. Having an annoying winged girl is enough, but adding a sadistic asshole? Tsukiko hummed while she thought of what to eat. She knew nothing of what the three ate.

"What do you guys want?" Tsukiko asked. 

"To go home,"

"I just said I don't eat. Why would I know what to eat?"

"Human flesh~!" 

Everyone turned to Leo who was smiling with his eyes closed. Seth hit his head, causing Leo to yelp. "You're an idiot...!" 

"Not much of an idiot when Hatake doesn't know that Obi--" Seth slapped his hand on Leo's mouth so hard that he flew across the area about the same distance of a football field. Tsukiko gaped at the power level while Kakashi's eye was wide. Seth glared at his fist as he clenched it. 

"I should've used the whole power to send him straight to the sea. Too bad I didn't... If I'm correct, he's in Suna," Seth said, eye glowing [boyfriend senses kicking in]. Tsukiko chuckled nervously, hovering her hand over his shoulder since she was afraid to actually touch him.

"Ha, ha... C-Can you go get him...?" Tsukiko asked. 

Seth looked at her with his neutral face (expressionless). "Why should I? He was going to mention crucial information." Seth took a few seconds then nodded. "On second thought, he will cross the territory of the... Let's say he'll get into trouble if he's alone. I shall leave now. Good bye, Amano-san, Scarecrow."

With that, Seth sprinted off--his sprint was so fast that it was a blur. Kakashi was amazed at his speed, but he didn't show it. Tsukiko chuckled. "God damn it... Those two will always be a pain, but they're hilarious."

"What are they exactly?" Kakashi asked as they started to wander around. 

Tsukiko smirked. "I thought I mentioned that Leo was a god already. As for Seth, he's stuck as a servant for Leo, sadly." Kakashi remained silent, making Tsukiko snicker. "What, don't believe Leo is a god?"

"I believe he's a devil," Kakashi said, making Tsukiko laugh. 

"That's true~!" Tsukiko said. "Oi, how 'bout we go get some sweets?"

"We're already on the route to my house," Kakashi said, "Again, why waste money?"

"Because you can't make sweets...?" Tsukiko said in a questioning tone. Kakashi sighed, nodding his head. 

"Whatever... You pay," Kakashi said. The two walked of towards the village to search for food. 

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Leo spat out all the sand that was in his mouth and shook them off his body. After cleaning himself up, he looked around. "Ah... I'm in Suna. Thank goodness that Seth didn't use his full power..." Leo touched his mouth and felt it bruised up. He sighed and poofed into his first form then back into his humane form. With that, the bruise disappeared. That was his way of healing himself. 

Leo looked around and had two places in mind. "If I go into Suna, I'll meet Gaara. If I walk through the forest, I'll find one of the Akatsuki hideouts..." Leo hummed debating on where to go. Suddenly, Leo was knocked off his feet and onto the ground. Seth stood tall and crossed his arms. Leo perked up as he saw him. "Ah~ Se--"

"Save it for later," Seth ordered. "You were about to mention that Obito was still alive to Scarecrow. That is vital information, do not speak of it."

Leo chuckled, getting up. "Ha, ha~ It won't hurt, would it? The only good thing is that Kakashi would try to get the information out of me."

"Good thing? The hell do you mean, Leo?" 

"I want the timeline changed. I already know what will happen and that's boring. I want it to be where it'd be even more dangerous," Leo explained, eyes glowing red. Seth saw the glint in Leo's eye and flinched. 

"You're still going on about that?" Seth asked. Leo gave a sly smirk and chuckled. 

"Of course. That's probably one of my goals," Leo said, "Akatsuki or Red Raccoon?" Seth understood what he meant, go to through the Akatsuki area or meet Gaara. Both were bad options, though. Gaara is unstable at the moment and Leo may blurt things out that will probably lead to many fatalities. The Akatsuki... Well, Leo wants to ruin everyone's lives there. Seth kind of wants to see that happen, but at the same time doesn't. He chose the latter, though. 

"Neither at the moment," Seth answered, "We have to go to Amano-san."

"She's with Hatake, an ex-ANBU~ We can go discover the Akatsuki!" Leo encouraged.

"Of course she's with the Scarecrow," Seth said. 

"I was saying that he can protect her!" Leo added. 

"And all the shade you threw onto him is gone?" Seth asked. 

"No--I mean, yes!" 

"Lies. Let's go," Seth ordered. Leo pouted and grabbed Seth's arm. A star glowed beneath them and Seth tried to remove himself from Leo's grip. 

"Where are you taking us?! We have to go to Amano-san and the Scarecrow!" Seth growled. Leo shook his head and tightened his grip on Seth as they got transported.

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"This is absolute bullshit. We have to gather information? Why couldn't we get the assassination mission the Uchiha has?!" A voice yells. The other male grunted next to him, disapproving of the mission too. 

"We should've been ordered to get some bounties..." The other grumbles. The first male's face scrunched in disgust. 

"Gross... My clothes smells so fucking disgusting every time we go bounty hunting," The first complained. 

"You smell all the time--" After the second male finished that sentence, a star glowed on the ground in front of them, making them get defensive. 

"You idiot," Seth grumbled as he -tried to- punch Leo in the head. Leo pouted as he blocked the hit. This reaction was something that rarely happens--Leo defending himself. Leo usually took the pain from the attacks instead of dodging. 

Leo looked at the other two people in front of him that were in a defensive stance. He gave a low chuckle. "How great... My luck brought us to the Akatsuki." 

"Who the hell are you two?" Hidan angrily asked, pointing his scythe at Leo while he changed his gaze to Seth. Kakuzu glared at both of them. 

"How do you know what the Akatsuki is? Where are you from?" Kakuzu asked, glaring down upon them. Leo and Seth didn't flinch under their gazes as Seth stood tall. Seth crossed his arms and glared back at Kakuzu. 

"Why wouldn't we know a group of rogue-nins that cause a ruckus around the shinobi world?" Seth answered with a question. 

"Oh, yeah~ We came from ink!" Leo said, answering the second question. Hidan looked at them as if they were crazy, which is pretty ironic. Hidan then turned his head to Kakuzu, but his scythe was still pointed at Leo. 

"Can we kill them? I need a sacrifice," Hidan asked. Kakuzu shook his head.

"Although they already know about us and need to be killed, we need to find out some information," Kakuzu answered. 

Leo scoffed, giving a shit-eating grin. "Oh? Why kill us because we know who you are? Wouldn't it be obvious to know the people who are collecting the tailed beasts? Assassinating people? People who wander in cloaks with a symbol on it? It's pretty obvious that you guys are from 'hidden' organization."

Kakuzu averted his glare to Leo. Seth glared at Leo, too. "How do you know we are collecting tailed beasts?"

"Reasons~" Leo said. Hidan shook his scythe.

"Can I kill this guy already?" Hidan asked in an annoyed tone. Leo looked at Hidan. 

"Jashinism, right?" Leo asked. Hidan perked up as Leo identified his religion. Leo, being the person who wants to piss people off, had to say something that would offend the Jashinist. "Well, guess what? Jashinism is shit, just like how your face looks. Convert to Yatoism." 

Hidan swung at Leo, Leo successfully dodging it while laughing. "What'd you say, bastard?!"

"I said your religion is SHIT!" Leo repeated, dodging Hidan's attacks. Kakuzu was about to intervene, but Seth transported to Leo, grabbing him and teleporting to a tree in the area. 

"Leo, we need to go!" Seth shouted, glaring at him. Leo stopped his laughter and pouted at Seth. 

"Tch... I was just having fun..." Leo mumbled, crossing his arms. Kakuzu heard the name Seth yelled out and quickly asked a question. 

"You're the one who killed the merchants and rogue-nin, correct?" Kakuzu asked, making Hidan look at Leo in shock. 

"The hell? This bastard was the one who did that? Holy shit," Hidan repeated, shocked Leo was the one who did that gruesome act. It was pretty fucking cool as Hidan put it. Disgusting was how Kakuzu put it. Leo's mood changed -again- and smiled brightly at the two 'freaks'. 

"Yup~! I'm Leo! God of the void!" Leo said, giving a peace sign and holding it at his cheek level. Seth slapped Leo's head, making him almost fall. Leo chuckled and waved his hands in a presenting motion to Seth. "And this is my servant, Seth! We know everything--"

Seth gave him a dirty look and tried hard not to switch to his third form in front of the Akatsuki. Seth grabbed Leo by the shoulders and gave a salute sign to the Akatsuki members. Seth said something right before they left. "You'll die if you try and fight us, not like that'll change your fate." Seth used teleport [it was very effective] and they ended up right next to Tsukiko. 

Tsukiko and Kakashi chose to eat at Ichiraku's since it basically was the only thing that Tsukiko knew and the fact that Ayame was there. As Tsukiko chatted with Ayame, Kakashi quickly ate his ramen without anyone looking. Right when Tsukiko was about to eat her spicy ramen, Seth and Leo appeared out of nowhere, dragging her down to the ground. 

"GAH!" Leo and Tsukiko yelped as they fell to the floor. Seth was the first to get up and when he did, he grabbed Leo's ear and scolded him for mentioning crucial information. Tsukiko's eye twitched as did Kakashi's. 

"You guys took a whole hour to get here...?" Tsukiko asked. Leo, who was rubbing his ear, gave a sheepish smirk. 

"And you took an hour to start eating?" Leo shot back. 

Tsukiko flushed as she sat back onto her chair. "We were looking for places to eat, okay?!" 

"It's like how I am when I don't plan a date with--" Seth kicked Leo down again and slapped his palm on the cement. 

"We're leaving. Good bye," Seth said, the two vanishing. Ayame looked bewildered at the area the two creations were at as Teuchi stared at Kakashi. Kakashi adjusted his mask and looked at the area Leo and Seth were just in. Tsukiko face palmed, wondering what the hell Leo did to piss Seth off.  

"At least my ramen is warm still..." Tsukiko said, turning to her food.  Tsukiko took a bite of the ramen and the spice wasn't as spicy as it was last time. She didn't mind, though. Kakashi stood up and held his hand up.

"I'm going to go now," Kakashi said. Tsukiko turned to him with her mouth full and nodded. 

After Tsukiko finished eating, she brought out her money pouch. "How much?"

"You're paying for Kakashi-san, too?" Teuchi asked, Tsukiko nodding. "That'll be 500 ryo." [I'll just convert that to 25 dollars .^.]

Tsukiko thought of 500 ryo in her head and reached into the bag of money. That's how the money bag worked, you know, the one Leo gave her? You think of how much you want and then put your hand in the bag. God, people would want it. Tsukiko place it in the container and nodded to them, signalling that she was going to leave. 

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"I can't believe that fucker called Jashinism shit! I'll sacrifice him next time I see him," Hidan grumbled, staring at his scythe. [Leo: *laughs as he watches what's happening from the void* I'm immortal, too]

"You can't kill someone we have an eye on. That Leo person is someone we are looking into and seeing if we should recruit him," Kakuzu said. "We also need to find information on that winged girl." Hidan clicked his tongue and stomped as they walked. 

Leo smirked from the void, remembering that also was one of his plans. Leaking information of Tsukiko to rogues. That will be for future plans, though, he thought. Leo chuckled, thinking of all the future plans he had in store, but it dissipated when something hit his head. Leo turned to see Seth with his arms crossed. "Someone's coming. Stop your thoughts and get ready."

Leo sighed, summoning a chair to sit into. He also summoned some fake glasses, a book shelf, a coffee table, and a book to read. Seth looked at him and shook his head.

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Yato off in another world sneezes

I kind of want Hidan and Leo to get along even if Leo called Hidan's religion shit. Like, imagine if they share different methods to kill people? Scenario where they get paired up on a mission:

"You should really just stick some needles in your eyes and stab your scythe in your crotch. Oh, slit your stomach, too~ That'll be great if you do that sacrificing thing." Leo informed. Hidan clicked his tongue. 

"Why the hell should I listen to you?" Hidan replied. 

"Because I have many ways to kill people. I've been alive for years and I know some brutal methods to kill people. The one I just gave you was at the bottom of the brutal list," Leo said. Hidan believed him and without him realizing it, he kind of admired Leo. 

THEY'D BE THE KILLER DUO. I ALSO IMAGINE LEO CLEANING OUT BODIES FOR SASORI, PISSING OFF ALL THE MEMBERS AND SO ON

GOD. I WANT TO GET FURTHER INTO THIS BOOK ALREADY 

Dude, this edit took so long to make ;=; learning twixtor is a pain... [Editing program is Sony Vegas 13] + MADARA YOU HOT LITTLE SHIT. I WAS BASICALLY SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME WHILE MAKING THIS. //Tries to make an Obito edit, too//

https://youtu.be/JGfEIAl5ZJ4

Published: 2/26/17

Edited: It's SO reassuring to see this not edited.