Part V

"The Unmatched Records" ~ Arrow/Supergirl

Winn: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Felicity: Oh yeah? Winn, what are you gonna do?

Winn: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Felicity: . . . my head?

Winn: Yeah!

Felicity: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Kara: OK, you two, calm down. Felicity, Winn's not gonna kick your head.

Felicity: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Winn" taught me!

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"The Unmatched Records" ~ Flash/Legends of Tomorrow

Barry: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Sara: Oh Yeah? Barry, what are you gonna do?

Barry: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Sara: . . . my head?

Barry: Yeah!

Sara: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Caitlin: OK, you two, calm down. Sara, Barry's not gonna kick your head.

Sara: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Barry" taught me!

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"The Bad Wolf Chronicles"

Bucky: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Sam: Oh yeah? Barnes, what are you gonna do?

Bucky: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Sam: . . . my head?

Bucky: Yeah!

Sam: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Steve: OK, you two, calm down. Sam, Bucky's not gonna kick your head.

Sam: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Bucky" taught me!

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"Apocalypse Rising"

Mickey: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Ninth Apocalypse: Oh yeah? Ricky, what are you gonna do?

Mickey: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Ninth Apocalypse: . . . my head?

Mickey: Yeah!

Ninth Apocalypse: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Rose: OK, you two, calm down. Mickey, Caly's not gonna kick your head.

Ninth Apocalypse: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Ricky" taught me!

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"The Creators Saga"

Ninth Doctor: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Ninth Alchemist: Oh yeah? Doctor, what are you gonna do?

Ninth Doctor: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Ninth Alchemist: . . . my head?

Ninth Doctor: Yeah!

Ninth Alchemist: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Jack: OK, you two, calm down. Doc, Lexi's not gonna kick your head.

Ninth Alchemist: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Doctor" taught me!

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"The Diaries of a Teenage Time Lady"

Sarah Jane: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Rose: Oh yeah? Sarah Jane, what are you gonna do?

Sarah Jane: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Rose: . . . my head?

Sarah Jane: Yeah!

Rose: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Tenth Doctor: OK, you two, calm down. Rose, Sarah Jane's not gonna kick your head.

Rose: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Sarah Jane" taught me!

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"Warriors" ~ Chicago Fire

Emily: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Sylvie: Oh yeah? Foster, what are you gonna do?

Emily: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Sylvie: . . . my head?

Emily: Yeah!

Sylvie: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Stella: OK, you two, calm down. Brett, Foster's not gonna kick your head.

Sylvie: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Foster" taught me!

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"Warriors" ~ Chicago P.D.

Adam: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Antonio: Oh yeah? Ruzek, what are you gonna do?

Adam: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Antonio: . . . my head?

Adam: Yeah!

Antonio: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Kim: OK, you two, calm down. Antonio, Adam's not gonna kick your head.

Antonio: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Ruzek" taught me!

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"Warriors" ~ Chicago Med

Phillip: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Will: Oh yeah? Phillip, what are you gonna do?

Phillip: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Will: . . . my head?

Phillip: Yeah!

Winn: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Natalie: OK, you two, calm down. Will, Phillip's not gonna kick your head.

Will: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Winn" taught me!

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"Warriors" ~ Law & Order: SVU

Sonny: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Amanda: Oh yeah? Carisi, what are you gonna do?

Sonny: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Amanda: . . . my head?

Sonny: Yeah!

Amanda: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Olivia: OK, you two, calm down. Rollins, Carisi's not gonna kick your head.

Amanda: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Carisi" taught me!

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"Danger Zone" ~ 9-1-1: Lone Star/Law & Order: SVU

Olivia: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Fin: Oh yeah? Winn, what are you gonna do?

Olivia: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Fin: . . . my head?

Olivia: Yeah!

Fin: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Owen: OK, you two, calm down. Fin, Liv's not gonna kick your head.

Fin: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Liv" taught me!

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"Danger Zone" ~ 9-1-1/Chicago Fire

Buck: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!

Eddie: Oh yeah? Winn, what are you gonna do?

Buck: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!

Eddie: . . . my head?

Buck: Yeah!

Eddie: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!

Sylvie: OK, you two, calm down. Eddie, Buck's not gonna kick your head.

Eddie: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Buck" taught me!

Source: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

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Jesus Christ, these are riots to write. XD And this scene was hilarious, too.

Another thanks to CaptainSwanEriel!

graphic by marvelity

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