Part V
"The Unmatched Records" ~ Arrow/Supergirl
Winn: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Felicity: Oh yeah? Winn, what are you gonna do?
Winn: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Felicity: . . . my head?
Winn: Yeah!
Felicity: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Kara: OK, you two, calm down. Felicity, Winn's not gonna kick your head.
Felicity: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Winn" taught me!
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"The Unmatched Records" ~ Flash/Legends of Tomorrow
Barry: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Sara: Oh Yeah? Barry, what are you gonna do?
Barry: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Sara: . . . my head?
Barry: Yeah!
Sara: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Caitlin: OK, you two, calm down. Sara, Barry's not gonna kick your head.
Sara: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Barry" taught me!
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"The Bad Wolf Chronicles"
Bucky: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Sam: Oh yeah? Barnes, what are you gonna do?
Bucky: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Sam: . . . my head?
Bucky: Yeah!
Sam: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Steve: OK, you two, calm down. Sam, Bucky's not gonna kick your head.
Sam: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Bucky" taught me!
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"Apocalypse Rising"
Mickey: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Ninth Apocalypse: Oh yeah? Ricky, what are you gonna do?
Mickey: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Ninth Apocalypse: . . . my head?
Mickey: Yeah!
Ninth Apocalypse: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Rose: OK, you two, calm down. Mickey, Caly's not gonna kick your head.
Ninth Apocalypse: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Ricky" taught me!
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"The Creators Saga"
Ninth Doctor: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Ninth Alchemist: Oh yeah? Doctor, what are you gonna do?
Ninth Doctor: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Ninth Alchemist: . . . my head?
Ninth Doctor: Yeah!
Ninth Alchemist: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Jack: OK, you two, calm down. Doc, Lexi's not gonna kick your head.
Ninth Alchemist: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Doctor" taught me!
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"The Diaries of a Teenage Time Lady"
Sarah Jane: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Rose: Oh yeah? Sarah Jane, what are you gonna do?
Sarah Jane: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Rose: . . . my head?
Sarah Jane: Yeah!
Rose: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Tenth Doctor: OK, you two, calm down. Rose, Sarah Jane's not gonna kick your head.
Rose: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Sarah Jane" taught me!
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"Warriors" ~ Chicago Fire
Emily: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Sylvie: Oh yeah? Foster, what are you gonna do?
Emily: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Sylvie: . . . my head?
Emily: Yeah!
Sylvie: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Stella: OK, you two, calm down. Brett, Foster's not gonna kick your head.
Sylvie: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Foster" taught me!
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"Warriors" ~ Chicago P.D.
Adam: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Antonio: Oh yeah? Ruzek, what are you gonna do?
Adam: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Antonio: . . . my head?
Adam: Yeah!
Antonio: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Kim: OK, you two, calm down. Antonio, Adam's not gonna kick your head.
Antonio: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Ruzek" taught me!
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"Warriors" ~ Chicago Med
Phillip: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Will: Oh yeah? Phillip, what are you gonna do?
Phillip: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Will: . . . my head?
Phillip: Yeah!
Winn: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Natalie: OK, you two, calm down. Will, Phillip's not gonna kick your head.
Will: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Winn" taught me!
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"Warriors" ~ Law & Order: SVU
Sonny: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Amanda: Oh yeah? Carisi, what are you gonna do?
Sonny: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Amanda: . . . my head?
Sonny: Yeah!
Amanda: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Olivia: OK, you two, calm down. Rollins, Carisi's not gonna kick your head.
Amanda: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Carisi" taught me!
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"Danger Zone" ~ 9-1-1: Lone Star/Law & Order: SVU
Olivia: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Fin: Oh yeah? Winn, what are you gonna do?
Olivia: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Fin: . . . my head?
Olivia: Yeah!
Fin: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Owen: OK, you two, calm down. Fin, Liv's not gonna kick your head.
Fin: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Liv" taught me!
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"Danger Zone" ~ 9-1-1/Chicago Fire
Buck: One more crack at me and I am gonna . . . do something to you!
Eddie: Oh yeah? Winn, what are you gonna do?
Buck: I'm gonna . . . kick your . . . head!
Eddie: . . . my head?
Buck: Yeah!
Eddie: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S SEE IT! Huh? KICK MY HEAD! C'mon, Karate Champ, I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse! Show me that sweeping crane kick that your Kung Fu Master taught you!
Sylvie: OK, you two, calm down. Eddie, Buck's not gonna kick your head.
Eddie: WHY NOT? It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what "Sensei Buck" taught me!
Source: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
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Jesus Christ, these are riots to write. XD And this scene was hilarious, too.
Another thanks to CaptainSwanEriel!
graphic by marvelity
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