The Kollok Radar Play Minecraft for the Meme
(Ok so for this one we're gonna pretend that they're still teens in 2019)
"Hi I'm ComaBoy5297 here with Devin57 and we're gonna play some MINECRAFT," Billy Baker said into his mic. He and Tibby cheered. "We're back on our world, and we're gonna go mining today."
"For some diamonds!"
"Yeah!"
—
After like two seconds of entering the mine (at night), Billy got blown up. "Aw man, you know what they say..." Tibby sighed, but Billy heard his smile.
"Don't do it."
"DON'T MINE AT NIGHT! I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT CAVE, AND YOU'RE FEELING KIND OF BRAVE, GO TO BED YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT!"
"I KNOW THAT NOW."
"YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME."
"I KNOW!"
So they mined. At day time, because you're allowed to do that. Not straight up or straight down, or else a crew of gamers would appear in the Kollok universe and yell at Billy and Tibby who, at that time, don't even know what Minecraft is, because it's the 90's. Anyway, they found some diamonds. And by they, I mean Tibby. "I FOUND DIAMONDS!!" he shouted.
"OH MY GOD DUDE I'M SO PROUD!"
"I'M MINING THEM RIGHT NOW!!"
"HOW MANY DID YOU GET?!"
"EIGHT!!"
Billy and Tibby screamed in excitement. Tibby went quiet when the door opened, hitting the wall. Mickey was there, angry, annoyed and confused. "What the Hell are you yelling abo-" She saw Tibby's computer screen. "Where was my invite?"
—
"Okay Mickey's here too now apparently," Billy said, surprised when he saw the name 'IamNOTaMouse' pop up in chat. "What are you two noobs doing?" Mickey asked, spotting Billy and Tibby's house. She ran over and raided the chests. She managed to find food, wood, coal, stone and a stone sword, pickaxe, axe and shovel. She took it all. "Mining. You saw the diamonds I found, right babe?" Tibby replied.
"Don't call be babe. I'll kill you."
"You can try and find me."
"I have a map, I can go to any one of the markers and find out who's who."
"I'm totally not the white one," Billy said.
"Everyone's the white mark on their own map, you idiot," Tibby rolled his eyes.
"Okay but like that's true," Mickey said.
Tibby's, Billy's and Mickey's phones all buzzed at once.
Skye!: yo tibby, billy, just saw your minecraft vids, what's the ip? I wanna join
Marcus: hold on, they're makin minecraft videos?
Skye!: yeah.
AgentBucket: what is this 'minecraft'
Skye!: it's a game, check it out, it's the best ever.
Tibby gave the IP, and soon two more messages popped up in chat.
'Almost_Agent_Hawkins has joined the game.'
'MarcusTalksToSquirrels has joined the game'
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Two weeks later, the Radar made another video. This time, they were joined by 'BucketOfButterscotch', more commonly known as Agent Bucket. They all had their own houses, loads of materials and a Nether portal used dozens of times. Mickey had a wolf called Gear by her side, who wore a grey collar. None of the six wanted to find a cat. Not after... well, Jayna Grace's mess. It was just regular exploring when Marcus exclaimed, "I've found a stronghold!"
"A stronghold?" Mickey repeated.
"What is a stronghold for again?" Bucket asked
"I'll get the enderpearls and blaze powder," Skye said.
Everyone made their way to the stronghold in their best gear with their best weapons and no Gear (Mickey didn't want to lose him, so he stayed home with Skye's wolf, Zap). They made their eyes of enders and put them in the end frames. The void was below them. Mickey's character looked at Skye's, giving a nod. Skye punched in Billy, and Mickey punched in Tibby, and the pair fell into the portal. The girls jumped in, shortly followed by Marcus and Bucket.
—
"Okay, no need to shift, we're underground," Billy said.
The group were huddled in the small space, not doing anything. That is, until Tibby looked to Mickey and said, "I like this because I'm really close to you."
Mickey punched him and started to dig. "Wow babe, you are so good at Minecraft," Tibby smirked.
Mickey didn't turn to look at him, and tried to ignore the fact that he called her 'babe'. "Both versions of me play this game," she said instead.
"Oh my God, same! We like, play together all the time!" Skye exclaimed, joining Mickey in the digging.
"What do you mean?" Marcus asked.
"Oh, I'm Meghan, and Mickey's Shelby, and we play on Minecraft servers together like, out of the Kollok universe, in the real world. Not whatever crappy universes we have."
"What does that mean?"
"You make no sense," Billy said.
"You're from a different world?" Tibby asked.
"Yeah, Tibby and Bucket are the same person. Billy still gets bullied and Marcus is a cool nerd who doesn't actually talk to squirrels," Skye explained.
"I don't think they were supposed to know that," Mickey said.
As the author, I can say that you just broke the fourth wall. "Shoot. Um... creeper?" Skye said nervously.
"Aw man!" Tibby and Billy exclaimed.
"Isn't that meme dead?" Marcus asked.
"Okay everyone, we reached the surface. Remember, don't look at endermen, and the end crystals will have to be destroyed before we actually do any damage to the dragon. Skye and I can handle the crystals. You four boys just distract the dragon," Mickey planned.
"Aye aye, captain!" Tibby saluted.
"Good plan, Mickey," Bucket nodded.
"Yeah, yeah, let's just go," Mickey said, already starting to walk away.
—
The boys shot arrows everywhere, and Tibby and Billy nearly killed each other multiple times. Mickey shot at crystals, and Skye hacked at a cage around a crystal. Once the iron bars were gone, she broke the pile of netherrack she stood on and moved on to another crystal.
Mickey grinned as soon as she saw one final explosion. "All crystals are gone!" she shouted.
Everyone started shooting at the Ender Dragon. It didn't take long for it to be low enough to 5he ground to be hit with swords.
In the end, it was Marcus who got the final hit, and the dragon exploded into EXP. Everyone ran around collecting it. They'd defeated the dragon.
"Okay so like now that that's done, Marcus, Bucket, wanna do big kid stuff?" Skye asked.
'Almost_Agent_Hawkins has left the game'
'MarcusTalksToSquirrels has left the game'
'BucketOfButterscotch has left the game'
"We're better than them," Tibby huffed.
"Let's go prank them," Mickey said.
"Yeah! Sounds fun!" Billy exclaimed.
And then they applied to be apart of the Prank Patrol in Australia that doesn't air on TV anymore and is now making the author feel too much nostalgia.
The end.
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