It was a normal day in Kollok.

The people were chillin, it was a rad time, the sun was out and it was a warm, happy day.

Despite all story and lore, the Kollok Radar from both seasons are together. Why? Because I say so.

Mickey Tibby were being the best couple to ever exist, Mallory and Billy were being gay idiots (and we stan that), Laura and Marcus were doing sibling things (don't ask what), and Skye was simping over Em Pegg. 

Just a regular day...

Right?

Pfft nope of course not.

Kollok is never normal.

A girl walked down the street, just proper vibin. She approached the Radar, who looked at her weird. They're not the biggest fans of intruders, they exclusive 😌. 

"Hi?"Em greeted.

"Hi," the girl replied.

"Can we help you?"

"No, I just felt like coming here to flex."

"What??"

"I'm the highest levelled person on the Mickey Cult, so you can all suck it, I worked hard to get there so 😤."

"MICKEY CULT WHAT--" Mickey blurted in shock.

"OH CAN I JOIN???" Tibby exclaimed.

"Umm..."

"What? A Mickey Cult seems like right up my alley."

The girl nodded. "Yes. The server is dying a bit, we could use a Tibby."

"Yaaay!"

"Where is this Mickey Cult?" Mallory asked. "And where is my cult?"

"Oh you don't have one," the girl said. "Although we did at one point, but that one is even more dead. Hey we should have a whole radar cult--"

"Where are these cults coming from?!" Laura asked.

"Discord, they're servers."

"What does that meaN--"

"Oh yeah, 1991 lol. I'm from 2020."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Bad year. 1/10 would not recommend."

"How is that even possible?" Marcus asked. "Oh wait-- nevermind I can see how. You have powers?"

"Yes.To break the fourth wall. My friend Rad is writing this hi lol."

oh what yea lol hi

"This is really stupid but I live for it," Skye nodded. "Nice."

"So you used the power of... writing to get here?" Marcus asked.

"Yes," the girl replied.

"What does that make our universe, just a figment of someone's imagination?"

"Yes."

"Wow..."

"STOP MAKING ME QUESTION LIFE I WAS ENJOYING THE BLISSFUL IGNORANCE," Billy shouted.

Hehe

"shut up author >:("

ok

"How are you getting home then?" Em asked.

"Take me with you I want to join this Mickey Cult!" Tibby grinned.

"Tibby shut up >:(" Mickey said, blushing.

"Hehe ok"

"I'm getting back in a tesla," the girl said.

"What in the world is a tesla?" Laura asked.

"A cool car that has been shot into space for funsies."

"Umm..."

"Be very concerned for the sanity of everyone in the future."

A tesla rolled up by the side of the road. "Oop that's my que gtg," the girl said.

"Wait what's your name?" Skye asked.

"They call me... Phobos."

"HOLY MOLY YOU'RE THE REAL PHOBOS?!?!"

"Yes."

The window rolled down and another girl shouted, "NELLI GET IN THIS CAR WE HAVE GAY STUFF TO DO!!"

"GAY STUFF OMG YES PLEASE!" Em shouted.

"'Nelli' is a funny way to pronounce Phobos," Skye said.

"HEY ARE YOU GOING TO THE MICKEY CULT?!" Tibby shouted.

The girl in the car shrugged. "Soon, yeah."

"CAN I COME?!"

The girl in the car looked at the Radar, then into the car and started talking to some people. She looked out the car again and yelled, "YEAH LOL EVERYONE GET IN!"

"YAYYAYAAYAYYYY!!" everyone cheered.

and that's the end of the story :3

(and i will disappear from this account again this was only written for the joke lol bye congrats nelli)