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Literally everyone at 3 AM: *Satanic ritual*

Sneaky: Thats it. *Pulls out Nap Time bottle*

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Allie: I just want some peace.

Jess: Haha peace go brrrr-

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Femi: COOKIE

Femi: Have you seen my kid? Short, hazel eyes, brown hair. Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.

Femi: That mother's adrenaline is kicking in-

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Felix: I DO WHAT I WANT

Allie: I'm calling mom.

Felix: Wait no-

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Ari: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.

Sneaky: ..? What baby?

Ari: Her. *Points at Jess*

Jess: *Curled up on the floor*

Sneaky: Spanish?

Ari: Yep.

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Dusty: Maybe someone for once will call me, 'M'am.' Without adding, 'Your'e making a scene.' Because everyone at all times in this house is making a scene.

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Smol: Hey guys, guess what this jumper is made of.

Freshy: Girlfriend material?

Smol: No, 100% wool.

Smol: I'm a Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

Alexa: *Music intensifies*

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Borb: This is sad, Alexa play Despacito

AP: *Vibes to music*

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