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Ari: *To Felix and Allie* Whenever someone tells you, 'I beg your pardon'. Assert you're dominance by saying, 'Then beg.'

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Freshy: Another usual day in hell.

Jess: *Consuming Splash's kneecaps*

Sneaky, from the kitchen: SMOL, SHES ALREADY ON CRACK DON'T DRUG THE FOOD GODDAMNIT.

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AP: Why does mom do that?

Borb: Do what?

AP: You know..rituals.

Borb: She's Satan's reincarnated.

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Dusty: I came here to have a good time, and honestly, I'm feeling attacked.

Femi: I came here to attack people, and honestly. I'm having a good time.

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Coal (My dog): *Exists near Ari*

Ari: *High pitched screams of terror*

Cocoa (Allie's dog): *Sits next to Ari*

Ari: *Stroke* FUCKING HELP ME-

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Smol: Why do I drug the food? For fun of course!

Freshy: *Backing away* I-I think I'm good without drugs thanks-

Smol: :)

Freshy: Oh god sMOL NO-

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Luc: Yoink is the same as yeet and just as fast.

Cookie: Yoinketh and yeeteth away.

Allie: I feel as if I'm going to have a stroke.

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Sneaky: I was thinking more like flat out stealing..

Splash: What? No way!

Borb: Why not? We already stole Felix.

Splash: No we didn't, Felix's a person he can do what he wants.

Felix: I wanna steal.

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