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Ari: *To Felix and Allie* Whenever someone tells you, 'I beg your pardon'. Assert you're dominance by saying, 'Then beg.'
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Freshy: Another usual day in hell.
Jess: *Consuming Splash's kneecaps*
Sneaky, from the kitchen: SMOL, SHES ALREADY ON CRACK DON'T DRUG THE FOOD GODDAMNIT.
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AP: Why does mom do that?
Borb: Do what?
AP: You know..rituals.
Borb: She's Satan's reincarnated.
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Dusty: I came here to have a good time, and honestly, I'm feeling attacked.
Femi: I came here to attack people, and honestly. I'm having a good time.
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Coal (My dog): *Exists near Ari*
Ari: *High pitched screams of terror*
Cocoa (Allie's dog): *Sits next to Ari*
Ari: *Stroke* FUCKING HELP ME-
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Smol: Why do I drug the food? For fun of course!
Freshy: *Backing away* I-I think I'm good without drugs thanks-
Smol: :)
Freshy: Oh god sMOL NO-
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Luc: Yoink is the same as yeet and just as fast.
Cookie: Yoinketh and yeeteth away.
Allie: I feel as if I'm going to have a stroke.
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Sneaky: I was thinking more like flat out stealing..
Splash: What? No way!
Borb: Why not? We already stole Felix.
Splash: No we didn't, Felix's a person he can do what he wants.
Felix: I wanna steal.
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