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Cookie: Why are you smiling?

Ari: What, am I not allowed to smile?

Sneaky: *Trying to stop Smol from adding Cocaine to the recipe* Shes smiling because Jess face planted down the stairs.

Cookie: ..Ari how dare-

Ari: *Cackles*

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Luc: *Trying to draw*

Femi: *Poking her repeatedly* Lucccccc-

Luc: wHAT-

Femi: Hi :3

Luc: *Inhales* I will kill you, you little sh-

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Borb: My parents are the best parents because they have just as much crackhead energy as I do.

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AP: Cockadoodle fuck you

Smol: I'm-

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Splash: Oh fiddlesticks, that really-

Allie: I will snap your neck if you finish that sentence.

Splash: *Raises hands up and backs away*

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Felix: *Sleeps through a house fire and the kitchen exploding*

Jess: *Makes the slightest creek in the hallway in the middle of the night*

Felix: *Wide awake and holding a metal bat*

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