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Anyone: *Says something remotely rude to any of the WholeSimps*

All the other Wholesimps: You've selected death.

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Allie: You know, I really wish I had better parents.

Jess and Ari: Hm? You said what? *Writing down a kidnap plan*

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Cookie: Imagine if we all lived together.

Felix: The amount of holes in the floors and ceilings, kitchens exploding and house fires would be very high.

Cookie: Eh, fuck it we're doing it anyways.

Felix: ..Fuck.

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AP: *Reading*

Freshy: *Next to her*

The kitchen: *Explodes*

Freshy: Did- Did the kitchen just-

AP: Yup. You get used to it.

Freshy: I- You- HOW DO YOU GET USED TO THE KITCHEN EXPLODING

AP: When it happens once a week you get used to it.

Freshy: ...I'm sorry whAT-

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Splash: I think I'm the most sane one out of the group.

Jess: *Doing a satanic ritual over Borb's unconscious body*

Splash: ...Ok scratch the think part, it's an I know now.

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