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Ari: *Lights kitchen on fire*

Sneaky: I sleep

Smol: *Goes within a mile of the kitchen door*

Sneaky: Real shit

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Jess: *Opens mouth*

Ari: Silence, pillow.

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Blu: We must start a cult with all creatures to escape the humans.

Comet: Wait where did this come from I-

Cocoa: Comet stfu I will bite your tail.

Berta: Mm, can I claw out some eyes?

Blu: Sure, long as I get to eat them.

(Blu - Ari's bird
Comet - Jess's cat
Cocoa - Allie's dog
Berta - Cookie's cat)

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Freshy: *Slams head into rocks*

Felix: Aye, those are my head smashing rocks F off.

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Allie: Mm, I hate myself!

Jess and Ari: No.

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Cookie: LOOK AT THE BUNS ON THAT ONE.

Jess: *Covered in hamburger buns*

Ari: *Kicks through door* THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE THE JOKES TOO FUNNY.

Cookie: IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAILLL-

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