I was talking to my sister, Katie, and I was singing part of Michael In The Bathroom, and she said "where was he hiding?"

"Just in the bathroom."

"Were they playing hide and seek?"

"No.. It's different.."

I also asked her if she liked Cutthroat Kitchen, and she replies, "I'm a huge fan. Biggest fan."
Ah, the amusement of 5 year olds.