12:05am

Jane Doe:
Hey.
I have a question.

Saint Sherlock:
Well, aren't you early.
Go shoot.

Jane Doe:
How do you say "my dear" in French?

Saint Sherlock:
It has a lot of variations.
Mon amour, mon cherie

Jane Doe:
What about if you're talking about a girl?

Saint Sherlock:
Ah
Ma cherie.
Why'd you ask?

Jane Doe:
Well. I need to ask a favor.

Saint Sherlock:
That sounds scary...

Jane Doe:
Oh shush.
Come on.
Will you help me or not?

Saint Sherlock:
I don't even know
what you're asking me to do.

Jane Doe:
Can you call me tomorrow?
Probably call me ma cherie, too.
Around past noon.

Saint Sherlock:
I'd like to call you ma cherie
But mind if I ask why?

Jane Doe:
Because I really need your help.